Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
banned for rooby rooby roo!
Banned for a Scooby Snack.
banned for you show me the Scooby Snack and then I'll take the ban. No tricks!
Banned becaue I can now only type the letter "s" about 75% of the time...
banned for filling the time typing anything else
banned for not asking what's wrong with his ring finger that he can't just type a lot of S'.
banned for I was told the Wizard would be here...
nevertheless, slide the snacks over. Nice and gentle...
The Wizard is always here.
Banned for hogging the Scooby Snacks.
banned for
Banned for we had a deal, Wizard! Don't tell me you're backing out now.
Banned for making deals with sorcerers. Next you will sell your soul to the devil I suppose?
Banned for not just leasing it out for a large fee.
The deal was for a Scooby Snack, take one and be happy.
banned you can't just eat one
Banned because you ate them all.
Banned because imaginary snacks are like resource mines in GalCiv--the supply is endless.
Banned for consuming large quantities of imaginary snacks.
Banned for using Illusion magic to make them look so real and tasty.
-Twi
Banned because he is now imaginarily obese.
Banned for an unclear pronoun reference. You've spoiled my appetite for imaginary snacks, and I don't even know if "he" is me.
banned for attempting to be a "he" and not a he
Banned because those weren't shudder quotes, they were quote quotes.
Not that I have much hope for punctuation being anything more than decoration after a decade or two more with folks doing most of their 'writing' with their thumbs.
banned for people in the future will speak in acronyms and have huge turkey legs where their thumbs use to be.
edit: masturbation will become extinct as fear of self mutilation sets in.
Banned for putting more information in your edit than we needed.
banned for it's freaking hilarious.
besides, not like I'm picking out anyone specific. Who you imagine NOT masturbating is your problem.
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