Banned because it ain't common to know your kin that far back. I've got a chart somewhere showing my mother's paternal lineage back to the late 18th, but I'm not sure that's enough great-parents to get to 1/64th. 

Banned for being "corrupted."

How could you even be born!??!??

Ok, that wasn't nice.

I apologize to everyone offended...

Banned because I have a headache, and I have had a headache for unknown reasons for quite a while, so my judgment is a little clouded...

Avatar Change!

banned for I doubt the avatar will do much.

Lemme see... German lineage (mom's dad) came here during the 20th century in foresight of the holocaust.

Scottish lineage (mom's mom) was given land in North Carolina prior to the American Revolution.

French lineage (Dad's side) came here with Acadians when they got kicked outta France during the early colonial period and made their way to Louisiana, becoming Cajuns.

Swede lineage (Dad's side) no idea when they came.

Now, back to offending black people!

Banned for I know much more than that tidbit. Sometimes it's good to know where you're from.

Banned because ultimately we're all from Africa.

Banned because more than one point can be important, as in this context.

Pointless Ban.

Banned for coming to a point.

Banned because that's a stupid backwards ball cap, not a helmet.

Banned for wha-  

EDIT: Smiley fail

The Admiral

Banned for being predictable.

The Admiral

Banned for beating my ban and making me edit.

 and....Banned for Spongebob