Banned because I have plenty of gray hair but still no wrinkles to speak of, so I don't know where that leaves me.
And I'm going back to part-time adjunct work this fall. They call us "professors" but I'm old-school at the school and teaching staff were originally just called "instructors" because the whole point was to be a community college, not a university wannabe. Now, with stupid talk floating around about master's degrees being the new bachelor's, they even cut the word "community" from the college name.
