banned for you did it to yourself.
And yes, Redneck Rampage was a great source of hilarious awesomeness... that and Postal 2.
I'm not really sure how recon or snipers are wussy. Snipers show insane skill and usually pop the guys that no one else even sees. Recon are the first in and so deal with the grittiest shit if things go bad. Of course, you might not allow for such situations.
I would say laser gatling if you wanted to be badass. The backpack is a cool idea, but then you look like a ghostbuster with golf balls tits.