banned for Hansel and Gretel teaches us that Germans think they can solve anything by shoving someone in an oven.

Banned because in Hansel and Gretel, people were kept in facilities made of candy and fed ridiculous amounts of food before being incinerated. In Nazi Germany, people were kept in facilities made of barbed wire and fed miniscule amounts of food before being incinerated. I don't really see the comparison.

banned for letting him dissect a joke

Banned because @ least one appears to have.

banned for not laughing at the joke

sarcasm on the internet is hard

banned for hansil and gretel were on the dinner menu.  the jews werent, at least i hope they werent.

Last I checked, the father sent Hansel and Gretel out in the woods, the only one that wanted to eat them was the crazy old lady, and Hansel and Gretel would be the Nazis, not the Jews. Jews were not known for sticking people in ovens, just unleavened bread. Granted, some of us love the taste of Christian babies.

banned for I think the Anti-Defamation League is dropping paratroopers in my backyard.

edit: banned for I banned while you were editing.

Banned because the helicopters are actually a really ugly shade of olive.

You're a smart guy... do you have any thoughts on my physics problem?

banned for no opulent explanation of why you are bannin

banned for limited physics thinking

Banned for banning me for a postscript.

Krdax, banned for tastelessly excessive use of ellipsis marks. Opulence is about having plenty of stuff, not plenty of gaps.

Banned 'cause I had plenty of time on my hands to waste your time.