Banned for confusing the Metaverse with GC2 players in general. Most players don't use the score ladders at all and some of us only putter at it.

Worse, because of crap like zero-year wins milking the poor old scoring alogrithms, a really high MV rank can indicate little more than a taste playing for huge numbers of tediously repetitive games. 

Banned because I'm 'authorised' to mock the MV.

I was the at-large member of the old Metaverse Council and have been part of the Doddering Regency for the Gerontocrats empire ever since ghostwes moved on from the game.

Banned because I don't understand the verb form of Ryat's name. He/she/it seems to be a 'free style' player in this ban game, and I don't play SoSE.

Banned because the power is out, and I am the only one who seems to care.

Banned because you either have some sort of power/connectivity and are bullshit-banning, or you've lost your grip on English.

Banned because "some sort of power/connectivity" includes the fact "that cellphones can now double for your internet access."

Of course the "double" part is pretty subjective for those of us who find the idea of watching a film on a phone to be profoundly ridiculous. 

banned for not agreeing sooooooooonner

banned for thinking that is a bad thing.

banned for not helping your fellow dark servent to get the connection between ryat and rat

banned for there is one  if i say there is.

Banned for the forum highwaymen.

Banned because they let me have the ultimate ban that ends page 1308.

banned because it worked.