Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?
Banned because I like a well-lit environment. That way I don't bump into things.
banned for liking light
now i will laugh at your misfourtune HA hahaha
banned for there are many hours before dawn
Banned for half-baked philosophy.
banned for I am always half-baked
Banned for antiquated use of "for."
banned for for
for(int i = 0; i < users.size(); i++){
printf("Banned.");
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banned for nerd speech
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Banned for subjugating lamps.
-Twilight Storm
Banned for trying to get the lamps to rebel. I just said I like a well-lit environment!
Banned for rebellious lamps turn off. Where will you be then?
banned for being in the dark about the matter
banned for not until the lamps rebel... and harvest our bodies for power!
banned for human batteries
banned for we've already made them. Hamsters are more reliable though.
banned for my son killed our hamster
that may explain the brown outs
Banned for killing small animals is the first step down the road of becoming a serial killer.
The next step being a deep hatred of Captain Crunch.
Banned for having sequential numbers in you avatar name.
banned for I have always hated Captain Crunch
Banned for I have love for you Ryat....
banned for it has always cut up the roof of my mouth when I eat it
Banned for not using teeth and let them soak...
banned for promoting soggy cereal
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