Banned because I just eviscerated the SAT.
We had this ditzy proctor who looked about 13 years old, and alternated a rather uninspired rendition of the SAT rules and instructions with long slurps on a giant Starbuck's mocha:
"pleasebesuretofillineach-SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP-bubblefullyandcompletelyanyquestionsyoumaynow-SLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP-beginsectiononepleaseuseonlyanumbertwopencilandnotamechanical" (while staring directly at my metal, obviously mechanical (but still perfectly legal for standardized tests) pencil).