Banned for excruciating hypocrisy.
Banned because how am I failing?
Banned for wearing a shirt thats not hawaiian
Banned because those aren't winter-wear; they're part of the SUMMER LINEUP!!
Banned for wearing no shoes.
Banned because when sitting at a computer at home very few people wear shoes.
Banned because I am not wearing a shirt. I am a disembodied brain, and as such incapable of wearing any article of clothing other than a hat.
Banned because a Brain can where clothing:
INTRODUCING THE NEW BRAIN-CLOTH CLOTHING LINE!!