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Tug Of War!

Tug Of War!

So, I took you all's advice, and I'm editing the opening thingy. To everyone who's been following all four rounds, you don't really need to read this.

To all new posters. It's pretty imperative that you read page 97, and the second to last post. That should catch you up, and I'll also lay down some of the rules we all came up with at random.

So, here they are

When you post, you must include either +1 or -1 before the number (i.e. +1 77) to indicate to others whether your post was intended to be up or down. We've had some problems with slow browsers and number mixups, so this should help prevent that.

Two, you can't post within two posts of yourself. I.e. Sole Soul, Finiskalan, Caedus, Sole Soul. (You guys don't mind me using you as an example, right?)

That's about it. Oh and also, have fun!

 

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Reply #1002 Top

-1

507

Reply #1004 Top

509

For Valentine's day this year I bought her an R2D2 that was fully electronic with sounds, head moving ETC filled with 1.9 gallons of M&M's. I have not gotten a picture of that yet though. 

Reply #1005 Top

-1

508

There is a woman in my house.

She is named Rose.

I will let the rest of you fill in the blanks.

Reply #1006 Top

509

There is a woman in my house.

She is named Rose.

I will let the rest of you fill in the blanks.

End of quote

 

OKAY! I will!

It must be your grandmother who beats you on a regular basis and takes a dump in your trash bin three times a day because she feels the toilet has been plotting to eat her soul from her anus.

She also likes long walks on the beach, tea parties, and peeking in on you while you are changing.

 

I should never be asked to fill in the blanks. My imagination goes crazy sometimes.

Reply #1007 Top

+1 = 510

That's alot of M&Ms.

Yeah, be careful about letting people fill in the blanks.

Reply #1008 Top

511

 

Okay, I am going to get cigs and beef jerky now dag nabit. 

I'll be back.

Reply #1010 Top

-1

511

No, it's worse than that.

That's why I let you fill in the blanks.

Reply #1011 Top

+1 = 512

Worse? Good luck with that then. I'll admit that Calania's was imagination appeared mild (for the forum's sake I'm assuming), but at the same time I don't want to think about what the worst scenario is. As the saying goes though, it can always get worse. Now then, where did I leave that piece of wood?

Reply #1012 Top

513

Dumbasses at the gas station are playing hookey. Now were are pissed. :thumbsdown:  

Reply #1014 Top

515

Reply #1015 Top

-1

514

Yeah, you probably don't want to know.

Reply #1017 Top

516

I do! Do tell! PLEASE!

Reply #1019 Top

-1

516

Reply #1020 Top

517

NO! Make it filthy!

Reply #1021 Top

-1

516

It's so filthy it doesn't show up on this black background.

:P

Reply #1022 Top

517

LIES! :rofl:  

Reply #1023 Top

-1

516

Black on black.

In simplest terms, she's an ex-girlfriend of my father's who lives here now (because it's his place, not mine; I just live here).

There's also the fact that he's unwilling to kick her out and not man enough to stop sleeping with her, which causes her to bitch about their "relationship" (note: it doesn't exist) constantly, and God knows why she chooses to complain to me, but more so when she gets completely falling off her ass drunk, which is when the multiple personalities come out of the woodwork.

The incessant smoking doesn't help, either, particularly as both my father and myself have asthma.

And she never shuts the hell up, particularly when she's drunk.

She also doesn't work (she's on Social Security), so she's never out of the house unless she's driving (drunk) to get more beer.

Reply #1024 Top

Quoting Sole, reply 23
-1

516

In simplest terms, she's an ex-girlfriend of my father's who lives here now (because it's his place, not mine; I just live here).

There's also the fact that he's unwilling to kick her out and not man enough to stop sleeping with her, which causes her to bitch about their "relationship" (note: it doesn't exist) constantly, and God knows why she chooses to complain to me, but more so when she gets completely falling off her ass drunk, which is when the multiple personalities come out of the woodwork.

The incessant smoking doesn't help, either, particularly as both my father and myself have asthma.

And she never shuts the hell up, particularly when she's drunk.

She also doesn't work (she's on Social Security), so she's never out of the house unless she's driving (drunk) to get more beer.
End of Sole's quote

 

517

 

That sucks and I feel for you, but man it could sooooo be worse.

Okay, I am being informed my my ever loving spouse I need to "get my butt off the computer and come to bed".

I will continue this tug of war tomorrow.

Goodnight!

 

Reply #1025 Top

-1

516

Considering she's already endangered my dog's life twice, I think it's bad enough, thanks.