Top Ten Reasons Why You Voted

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from JoeUser Forums

Reasons to Vote
11. To escape the "get out the vote" phone calls, mailings and door-to-door volunteers on election day.
10. Perfect opportunity to check if your e-vote hack is in place.
9. Because if you don’t vote, the terrorists win. (unless you were going to vote for the terrorists, in which case they win anyway).
8. It’ll be good practice for the court-ordered recount election to be held Feb. 9, 2005.
7. Because this year Al Franken will literally beat the shit out of you if you’re not wearing an “I Voted” sticker.
6. To shut up all those "If you didn't vote then you can't complain" people.
5. Your opportunity for vote for people with funny names like "Kuntz" and "Bloho".
4. You like to stand in lines and pretend you're in line for Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney World.
3. Because there's an easter egg in the e-vote machine. Hit right-right-left-Kerry to see Britney Spears naked.
2. To relive those test taking days in college when you just filled in the circles randomly hoping to get some right.
1. Because this is the most important election of our lifetime, (unlike, say, 1996, which was, like, totally lame. Why did they even have an election then?)

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Reply #1 from PolMach Forums Top
The number 1 reason I voted was because of Michael Moore....

Michael Moore really motavied me and a lot of people to get ot the vote and guess who we voted for....... W
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
The war on terror was number 1 for me. I didn't think that Kerry had it under his belt.
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

Reply #2 By: greywar - 11/5/2004 6:57:19 PM
The war on terror was number 1 for me. I didn't think that Kerry had it under his belt.


I concur with this statement.
Reply #4 from PolMach Forums Top
My military heritage and the brothers/sisters in arms fighting or have fought for my right to vote will always ensure I vote!!

Vote Early and Vote ONCE Plinko!!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
I voted so I could tell sleazy Democrats I voted for Kerry so they'd put out to me... and then after, I'd tell the truth and they'd cry!

1. Because this is the most important election of our lifetime, (unlike, say, 1996, which was, like, totally lame. Why did they even have an election then?)


How true that is! All other elections were a prelude to this one, and no other election will ever matter again!
Reply #6 from PolMach Forums Top
I voted so I could tell sleazy Democrats I voted for Kerry so they'd put out to me... and then after, I'd tell the truth and they'd cry!


You too?



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