We are not sheep! We will not rock the vote!

The youth of America pierced the soul of the Media Tuesday when they collectively gathered not to vote. Everybody expected the youth to vote in huge numbers giving Kerry a landslide victory because of the many MTV advertisements featuring misogynistic P. Diddy and woman-hating Eminem, but not only did they not vote for Kerry, they didn't vote at all!

Thank you, American Youth! You proved Tuesday that you think for yourself and will not let the Media hoard you around like sheep!