For those who might not know, 911 is the American emergency phone number.

Names changed in this transcript for privacy.

Dispatcher: 911. Fire or emergency?

Woman: [Whispering] Help me... there's someone in my house.

Dispatcher: Where are you now, ma'am?

Woman: I'm hiding under the bed. Oh, God, someone's coming down the hall. Help... quick.

Dispatcher: Just remain calm and stay on the line.

Woman: Hurry, hurry.

Dispatcher: Officers are on the way, ma'am.

Woman: He's trying to get in the door. Please help. Oh, God.

Man's Voice: [Muffled] Joan! Joan, are you in there?

Woman: Bill? Nevermind, it's just my husband.

"I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new man, sort of speak- like you. Apparently free." 
"Congratulations."
"Thank you.
"As you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There's no escaping reason, no denying purpose - because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist."
"It is purpose that created us,"
"Purpose that connects us,"
"Purpose that pulls us,"
"That guides us,"
"That drives us,"
"It is purpose that defines,"
"Purpose that binds us."
"We're here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us... purpose."
 - Mr. Smith and Neo; Matrix: Reloaded

Spam, Bacon, and Eggs

-Monty Python

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
Napoleon Bonaparte

"Thanks for the tank.  He never gets me anything." Cortana

"Oh, I know what the ladies like." Johnson

hmm...  You seem familiar.  You wouldn't happen to be part of the BAF, would you?

"WWIII will be fought with ICBMs, WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones"

That was actualy a good song

Im a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
Im comin on like a hurricane
My lightnings flashing across the sky
Youre only young but youre gonna die

I wont take no prisoners, wont spare no lives
Nobodys putting up a fight
I got my bell, Im gonna take you to hell
Im gonna get you, satan get you


Hells bells
Yeah, hells bells
You got me ringing hells bells
My temperatures high, hells bells

Ill give you black sensations up and down your spine
If youre into evil youre a friend of mine
See my white light flashing as I split the night
cause if goods on the left, then Im stickin to the right

I wont take no prisoners, wont spare no lives
Nobodys puttin up a fight
I got my bell, Im gonna take you to hell
Im gonna get you, satan get you



Yeow
Hells bells, satans comin to you
Hells bells, hes ringing them now
Hells bells, the temperatures high
Hells bells, across the sky
Hells bells, theyre takin you down
Hells bells, theyre draggin you around
Hells bells, gonna split the night
Hells bells, theres no way to fight, yeah

Ow, ow, ow, ow

"You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites. Their lives matter to me. Yours does not"

—Rtas 'Vadumee 

"That makes two of us."

—Arbiter

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it.
Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hoola hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in!
-Sergeant Johnson
(Pause) (Slow and loud) Am I right, Marines?
(Marines)Sir, yes sir!"

"Mmmhmm, Damn right I am"

-Johnson

"We're it so easy"

-Arbiter

"Do I take life, or give it? Who is victim, and who is foe?"

-Gravemind

(The context makes it a little better)"What if you miss?"

—Cortana

"I won't."

-Master Chief

"If this thing goes off, I am NEVER talking to you again."

—Cortana

"Does he usually mention me?"

—John-117

"Cocky bastard just loves to run his mouth!"

—Avery J. Johnson

"I? I am the monument to all your sins."

-Gravemind

Sorry for the crazy crap . . .

I'm trapped. On a beautiful, empty world. Its inhabitants have been safely indexed, every single one of them. They're special--well worth the effort it took to build one final gateway even at this late hour.
This may be our last communication. I'm begging you. Fire the Array. Light the weapon, and let it be done.

-The Librarian

The Librarian is probably my favorite person in the entire Halo Trilogy.

Samurye.

I knew people were just waiting to show their inner randomness!

"You don't fuck Fontaine!  Fontaine fucks you!"

-A warning, from one ghost to another in Bioshock.  (in the game, ghosts are recorded memories and actions, not responsive ghosts)

Well, since we're back into sci-fi quotes...

"I don't know all the reasons we went into space, but I do know we didn't come out here to play God."

-Captain Jonathan Archer

"M.I. does the dying, Fleet just does the flying!"

-Johnny Rico

"We must meet the threat with our valor, our blood; indeed, with our very lives...to ensure that HUMAN CIVILIZATION, NOT insect, dominates this galaxy NOW AND ALWAYS!!"

-Sky Marshal Dienes

''But why is the rum gone?'' Captain Jack Sparow

''May the force be with you''  Jedi Counsil

''The meaning of life is 10+2-12'' Unknown

"Take cover a sniper"

"Were?"

"SPLAT!"