Somewhere near Murmansk, more bloody likely. 
doona: (Aus) for Duvet; derived from S. Korean female Kae Doona.
HEY! None of that! There'll be no tragedy, TG...honestly! It'll be fine...OK?
To cheer you up:
The Rolex Watch
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bedside. "Grandson, I wannayou lissinato me. I wannafor you to take my chrome-plated.38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa," said the grandson, "I really don't like guns. How about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."
"You lissinato me!" said the Don. "Sommaday you gonnabe runnada business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsamoney, a big home and maybe a couple of bambino.
"Sommaday you gonncoma home and maybe findayou wife innabed with another man.Whattayou gonnado then - pointato your fuggin' Rolexawatch and say, TIME'S UP?"
@ #473 by Mrs. Starkers. That sign is real. It's on a small truck stop restaurant that is about 20 miles south of my home town in Indiana. It's been there since like the 30's. Small world eh?
Got a good shot of Mrs Starkers letting go for alittle added power.
LOL Ed, I almost posted that pic myself!
I must say, mrs starkers.. Shaunna [how do you spell it? about time I stopped calling that sweet woman mrs starkers we are ps pals!!! lol] has an awesome figure!!
LOL...tell the truth Ed....that was you home in Indiana.... 
And, according to starkers, awesome gas!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head!
But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms pop out.
The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left. Then to the right -- right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.
The bar falls silent. The bartender sighs and says, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."
Hehe, you should see her go in the spa bath... 'ere, wait a minute, we don't have a spa bath. 
awww thanks Tailsgirl I only wish I had that figure hehehehe, yes you spelt my name right (shaunna)
NO!!!!! 
please don't leave, I enjoy your friendship and the laughs we have on here
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