MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRONG, this is just all sick and wrong!

So I am going to go out on a limb, and say that this is starkers up at the north pole......

Immy hangs head in shame for falling so low

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ImStein, you're a sick puppy like the rest of us

I always wondered how they got those little swirled points.

@ Reply #50

"The manssiere!"

no

"The Bro!"

Dontcha just love Kramer

Old man in store: "He's repulsive yet... I cannot look away"

No little kitty, it's just your mother

Saw starkers on the dunny

Trained at the Tony Montana Rifle Academy

Oh no, wrong thread, see? cats are taking over the world, one forum at a time

  <==== angus digs his tunes.

 <====== Ninja cat attack

 <====== Chernobyl? What is Chernobyl?

 <========= Ninja shminja! I keek you butt! 

i shall never eat another ice cream cone 

shame on you Immy girl

Immy rules! 

Thank you, thank you. No applause, just throw money;)

*Hides in bushes with money catching uhhh.. thingy*

You'd think that I, of all people, would be exceedingly good at Sproutifarts, but alas, I killed off Mr Sproutifart 3 times in 3 attemps at round one... think I'll stick to the traditional method...

Riiiiiiii... iiiiiiiii - iiiiiiiiii.....ii.....iiii....ii i....iiiiiiipppppppppppp!!!!!!! 

I used to be a model for Victor's Secret and they used to send me manissieres to try out and keep before the tomcatwalk shows ... but sadly all that stopped after I peeled one off in the elevator at HQ and Victor had to be revived by paramedics.

Same here... thought it was me until I saw the beard.  I don't got a beard.

'Ere, wait a minute!  I recognise that pic from mrs starkers private photo stock, and it's been doctored (for want of a better word) in Photoshop.  Me thinks there's a conspiracy going on around here... and the co-conspirators, Tailsgirl and mrs starkers, have been dealing in less than flattering pics of me on the black market, purely for the pleasure of embarrassing me.  Well girls, it ain't gonna work!  I've become an expert at embarrassing me over the years, and that attempt was pretty feeble compared to most of mine... like water off a duck's back it was.

It was all taken off the KH18 satellite in geosynchronous orbit over yer 'ouse! No "doctoring" neede!

You can plead the 5th, innocent all you like... and I don't need mrs starkers to break under pressure to know, I can sniff out a conspiracy from anywhere, given the training my nose gets.

What d'yer mean, no doctoring needed?  Last time I looked i didn't have a beard... so obviously there's a growing conspiracy, not only to make me look ginormous but to look like the wild man of Borneo.... Captain Caveman on McDonalds.

Now back to what I was going to say before my sister arrived.....

Yup, it is so wrong on so many levels, and we should be ashamed of ourselves for allowing this thread to devolve into toilet humour...

Oh, wait a miinute!  It began with toilet humour and went downhill from there.  OK, then, carry on.

Not me... again, but it's something perhaps I could be tempted into. 

Here you go starkers

When Starkers was just a young lad barely out of nappies, they were just inventing this for him after they heard of the olfactory stunting vapors he was creating.  Back then he was eating Gerber's strained curried cabbage.

No strain at all.

You can't take the Cap'n anywhere.

Who wears a white lab coat by day but stems the flow of crime at night?  Yep, you guessed........it's

                           SUPER DOC!

Absolutely no strain all all, and that's why....

Well, the second time only to apologise.