Bear Calvary army vs. Pink Space Ponies army.  Who will win?

My vote- bear calvary.

This reminds me of an old SNL skit of Bill Swerski's SuperFans:

Bob: Ok Gentleman, the [bear cavalry] are preparing to defend their crown, and gentleman, the only question is not will they repeat, but how many times?

Pat: You know, I don’t think were talking a repeat, a three peat, or even a four peat.

Carl: That’s right, were talking a minimum eight peat.

:bear:

On a related note, why isn't there a bear emoticon?  There's already a frog, pig, cat, dog, and more.