accidentally on purpose 

with some pre-planning

under the watchful

eye of several

Surreptitious serenading sisters 

singing dirty ditties

Wot a d*ckhead... tired and I double poasted cos I forgot I already dun it.

Whoa,  double vision

without going cross-eyed

or even bonkers

in a psychedelic

purple haze, all

clear as mud

and as thick

as lumpy custard

Like grandma used

to fill holes

That grandpa dug

in the sandbox

alongside the cats

And their unmistakable 

deposits stinking up

the spam collectors

most prized possession 

spam I am