What is your favorite bird? 

Is it a Peregrine Falcon?

Or a 6' tall ugly thing with yeller feathers that has an alphabet fetish???

Is a 747 a bird

And if so, does it moult like a regular sparrow?

I think mould maybe, and is it right to say Cap'n Sparrow collects no moss

Well would he collect various lichen and/or fungi instead?

Positively for cosmetic purposes,but I wonder if he misses being able to BBQ

Probably, but does he know that BBQed fungi can lead to belly ache???

He wouldn't be lichen that, would he?

Nah, not at all, and does he know that belly ache from iffy fungi most often leads to the runs?

Will he get the runs if he stands still

Well how does one of those oceanic cucumbers wrapped in seaweed with a sprinkle of seasalt sound  

Dunno, tho would it be more palatable than a pine cone seasoned with nightshade and wrapped in poison ivy???

Affirmative, and to finish it off,how's Mud Meringue pie sound

Would it have whipped hand cream with a cackleberry (egg) on top???

Uhm, yeah that's right, but do tell, where can I pick up a cackleberry

Will a cackleberry cackle if you pluck it

Does anyone care?

Does the sunshine at night

I think north and south poles have that sometimes?

Is that why the ice is melting

Or is it because Neverland never was?

Or is it because we will be on Mars by the time it's over

And if we're on Mars by then, will Arnie save us from evil plots and do we have to take those pusilanimous polecats, the bankers?