If you are constipated would that be unconstitutional?

If you are unconstitutional would that make one anal

Unconstitutional and anal go hand in hand... didn't you know there are a lot of assholes in politics?

Isn't the constitutional included in politics too?

Does voting constitute a constitutional?

If you have to go twice is that reconstituted?

Which leads to my next

If you change your mind,is that a constitutional amendment?

Wouldn't that just mean you're not constipated?

Are you politically active?

Isn't that considered a personal question?

Did you hear about the constipated mathemetician?  Worked it out with his pencil.

Would a constipated politician think to ask that question, being he's so full of sh!t?

Does any politition even give a $h!t anymore?

I believe they do, but right on our plate...agreed?

Agreed... who in their right mind would argue?

Aren't there enough people in their wrong mind to make that question unnecessary?

Shouldn't that be... how many people here are in their right mind anyhow?

Couldn't that be considered rude?

 And if you can't take a joke what do you do

Would you go get a funny bone transplant and a humour injection?

Do you think it would do any good?

Who would be the donor?

What if there was a reaction?

Wouldn't be a banker or a politician, would it?

That'd be why bankers and politicians wouldn't be preferred donors, perhaps?

Don't have many doubts nor do many I wouldn't think?

I would think the Incas might feel differently about that, don't you?

Bankers ans politicians wouldn't have a funny bone to transplant from, would they?

Do spineless jellyfish have funny bones?

Do zombies have funny bones

Has there been a Worldwide slump in the use of funny bones since bankers decided to rip everyone off?