Or are you kissing a tall dark stranger?

And if I was, would it be Dolly Parton???

If it was, how did you reach her lips through those mountainous breasts? 

Wouldn't you have to put her on a ladder because she's so short or would you just do like Doc and numb the breasts....num..num..num?

Or could be less kinky and just pick her up and kiss her?

don't you think that sounds too easy for this lot?

Might be easier but would it be as much fun? ..............M bad

I'm only working from memory about this stuff.  Might it be that reading all of Starkers posts is a bad influence on me?  Otherwise I would be very shy and straight laced wouldn't I?

you expect us to believe that statement...?

TBC believes me...right?

Do you really believe that?

I have to don't I?

Who was thinking about her lips???  

Don't you think that maybe you're mistaken there, and it's really Doc's philosophy of 'laughter is the best medicine' that has corrupted yourself and many others???

Maybe so, but do I??

Medicare won't pay for that will it?

$7 Sex

A Florida couple, both well into their 80’s, goes to a sex therapist’s office.

The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”

The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have the intercourse.” He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good-bye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, “I’m sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?”

The old man says, “We’re not trying to find out anything. She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare. So here's your $7.”

The question:

Is this what you meant?

Did he really ask that question?

Did he have the nerve?

I think I need to get a grip don't you?

Is that not starkers line?

Is it plagiarism then?

Or is it the plague?

Should I rat on you?

What , do you need to get a grip also?