Wasn't your last audition embarrassing because you stripped down for a part in Hair, and the auditions were actually for 'Gone With The Wind'?

I mean, how can you end up in the wrong auditorium when they're at the opposite ends of town?

Well.........how wuz I 'posed to know? They ain't got no signs pointin' east, west, north, south or any thin' like that. I got turned around and lost at the same time.

Wot d'yer mean, how wuz I posed to know?  Surely yer nekkid pecker felt that cold wind blowing from in the Nor'East with Julie Andrews' voice on it singing about some lonely goat herder freezing his nuts off in the hills that had come alive with the sound of music?

Sure Uvah....

I'm more inclined to think it's all part of your master plan to to Blow into town, much like a life size tornado. You just wanted them to notice you,

right? 

Hey Anna.

Wanted them to notice him, huh?

Okay!!!  So, if Uvah had forgotten to take the Viagra, would he have been any less noticeable as he blew into town... or is he just one of those stand up type of guys?

Hey Mark   

Notice them they would I'd imagine. And while I'm at it, would there be a bow tie?

Hey Anna and Mark....  and

If I blew into town dontcha think the town would be all up in arms because I sent Mark all those pseudo-Viagra pills back to him because the expiration date expired? He didn't know that because I can read gibberish and he can't. Why do you think one leg doesn't bend when he walks.

It's an accessory to consider, I suppose, but wouldn't it increase his chance of getting pins n' needles in 'that' extremity?

They weren't out of date!  You read the label upside down again, didn't you?

Didn't you invent gibberish?  If not, would you consider that you've out-mastered the master [who did invent it]?

Funnily enough, that is close to the truth... due to old injuries my right leg isn't as flexible as it once was, and I sort of swing it forward from the hip rather than bend at the knee.

Strangely enough gibberish was invented by this dude called Gib Ber Ishmantuckus because during the war of 7 Gibbles he was wounded in the backside which opened up a new one for him and he had to sit sideways on the loo in order to pass what he had to pass which is not to say that he left it smelling like all roses and stuff and dontcha know afterwards he came out swearing and cussin' up a storm so fast and furious and unintelligibly that everyone around him couldn't understand a word he was saying so he decided to invent a new tongue that he taught to his kids and they called it Gibberish in honor of their old man who continued to spout all kinds of nonsensical stuff after his backside got a new one?

Your making that up, right Uvah?   Sideways on the loo????          

How could you tell when all his serious/true stuff comes out the same way ?????

Yes.. and did you know it wasn't just his old war injury that made him do it? 

Would you believe it's also to prevent his thingwybob from dangling in the water?

Am I?

As opposed to bottom side up?

Does a new definition of sane go with it?

Professor Titus 'Bob' Thingwyger of Buppachuk Norweden had this to say about that.

[/quote who= "Titus 'Bob' Thingwyger" reply= "6969" id= "???????"]..."So vhat den?" [/quote].

I'm so glad I'm a girl.      That is more plausible.  Don't know if you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, but, in one episode he suffers from long balls. He twisted while starting to go down some stairs, Before a date, of course. Hilarious.  At the very worst I could steam my boobies while cooking.....  

Rice anyone?

And while I'm over for fried rice, rice custard, baked rice pudding or curry and rice, would you like me to rub some soothing cream on that steam burn?

As for the 'long balls', I think I'll leave it at wearing a size too small undies.  That 'twisting' on the stairs bit is probably a bit too much for me.

Ah, someone who cares.   Yes, I would.

reply="4764" id="3008549"]As for the 'long balls', I think I'll leave it at wearing a size too small undies.[/quote]

Good call there starkers. So would I.... An ounce of prevention, right?

Be careful of steam burns. They ain't called steamy fer nuthin' you know, right? Might get a bit of a rush cause them nurples glow a rosey red under just right conditions and one never knows when an ice pack is need instead of a soothing cream to calm the volatile output and.....................

Pardon. Gibbles ya know. Is Gib Ber Ishmantuckus by you? He wuz here a bit ago. See ^^^^^^^^^^^

An ice pack you say. And would you be volunteering yur ice pack survices in this what could be a stressful time for my boobies? 

Yes, and I'd even warm my hands, would you believe?

An ounce of prevention, eh?  Like, did you really think my undies 'd be that light???   Last I heard, my seamstress was seconding another circus tent to finish the first pair I commissioned.  It's the double extra triple gusset, you see... the extra support being there so I don't suffer with long ball syndrome if I happen to trip on the stairs,

Is he also known as Jake the peg with the extra leg?

Oh the visions.  LMAO        No wonder you have a sore back and legs.....

See now maybe I could massage you back, and make You feel all better?

Would you massage me front as well?

Would be hard not to.  Wouldn't it? 

Start a new thread titled...................

Hey mark...got Iro(n)?

Get it....Iro...IRO-KONESS

No huh...Okay

That was cold Uvah.      And is that poetry I see? 

You mean I are a poet and dunt no it? WOW!

Learn something new every day. That's a great endeavour wot?