YES!!! I won the lottery!

I recieved this in my mail today:

Attn: Winner

You have won ($400,000.00) Dollars in the Australian Lotto Lottery
Programme and to claim your prize cash.You are required to contact
your claims agent with below details:
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1. Your Full Name:
2. Your Age;
3. Your Country:
4. Your Phone Number:
5. Your Occupation:
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Contact Personnel: Mr Woodgate Allan
E:mail: [email protected]
Телефон: +234-7086424872

Regards,
Linna Martins
(Information Minister)

Ain't I luckiest?! :erk: :erk: :erk: :erk:

 

:rofl: \o/ :rofl:

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Reply #1 Top

meh, I won it last week X|

Reply #3 Top

Phone number isn't in Oz. ....;p

Reply #4 Top

Congrats Snowy! It couldn't have happened to a better person!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this statement is only true after you collect the money.  Until then we know what you are really like; we  just keep it to ourselves

 

Reply #5 Top

The "Telephone" in Cyrillic means either:

1. You're being scammed or

2. The planned Censoring of Internet traffic (see angus1949's thread)  is being run by Polkovnik V. V. Putin.  *_*

The former is the more likely....although I'd love to find out it was the latter...  :rofl:  

 

BTW did you get my email about being long lost, really close relatives?

Reply #6 Top

Have you replied?

I may not be the sharpest tool in the box, but I ain't that daft ;)

Reply #7 Top

You're being scammed

Any game you're a winner in, that you haven't entered yourself, is 100% scam ;)

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Reply #8 Top

Телефон

Yeah, that looks Aussie :typo:

Reply #9 Top

Yeah, that looks Aussie

Think Zubish... hehe :rofl:

Reply #11 Top

They didn't require your mother's maiden name?  Hum?  Thieves!#:(

Reply #12 Top

Oz country code is 61

we dont use cyrillic alphabet

lotto organisations would use a proper email address not a yahoo one and besides if they did it would be format at yahoo.com.au or at y7mail.com and would never be in format of mrwoodgatedickhead

Russians are still peeved we declared war on them in '54 over The Petrov Affair and won, KGB no match for NT police.

What a poor amount if that is first prize.

Information minister ??

Reply #13 Top

They had to do that for security reasons! ;P

Reply #14 Top

News travels fast on the internet, Snowman. Too bad it's just a scam, I would gladly have borrowed some of it. ;)

Reply #15 Top

Woh.... o.O

Matthijs?!?  :D Damn... long time on see.....

 

Reply #16 Top

Yes, I won $400,000.00 once from Yahoo.... :D They needed all my information to be able to send me my check.

I wonder how many people fall for that???  That worries me.:hugme:

 

Reply #17 Top

I used to get those so much that I could buy Microsoft with all those winnings. ;)

Reply #18 Top

I won it so many times I did buy Microsoft ...

...turns out I was scammed there too.

Damned company papers said MIRCOsoft

 

(think I need to have my glasses checked ...durned Russkie's know Zubish) X|  

 

:rofl:

Reply #19 Top

About Microsoft.. that's exactly what wife found out when she married Bill Gates... ;P :rofl:

 

Actually I do like Microsoft, it's just a really funny joke to me.

Reply #20 Top

I replied to this on your behalf.

I now have GBP 200,000 in my account - thanks!

Sorry, I'm not sharing... ;p

Reply #21 Top

Woh....

Matthijs?!? Damn... long time on see.....

YAY!!!! ....Matthijs!!!!

BTW....Snow and me are probably the only 2 peeps on the planet who can spell your name.....

How you goin', lad?....;)

Reply #23 Top

Can I borrow $20 ?

Sure, if you come and get'em yourself O:)

:rofl:

Reply #24 Top

This one is my favorite scam mail and it is more likely the next war will be fought in Nigeria under the new Pres. Elect "Obama" due to the fact it would be in his best interest to do so...

 

O-Bay Community Trust Foundation

10 Spintex Road

Tema,Delta State

Nigeria

Telephone: +2347035914476

 

    This is a personal email directed to you so it should be treated as such.With apologies  for interference in your privacy I am Mrs Judith Williams,the director of the above mentioned foundation.I am writing  you in regard to a good friend of mine and founder of the O-Bay Community Trust Foundation,who was a foreigner and the managing director of an investment firm here in Nigeria Unfortunately my boss  died in 2004,He established these foundation to help less privileged people and children in our society which it

  wasdoing before the unfortunate death of its founder.

I am to conduct a standard process Investigation/Recommendation on behalf of The Nationwide Bank Nigeria.This involves the late founder

  of our foundation who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding his private funds deposited with The Nationwide Bank Nigeria, the bank contacted me  a month ago as the director of his foundation and a trustee to  recommend a next  of kin to the funds since he (Our Late

founder) died intestate and  nominated no  successor in title over the fund deposit made with the bank amounting  to US$7.2  Million (Seven Million Two hundred thousand Dollars).

The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide me with information/comments on any or all of the two issues as regards nominating  you to inherit the fund left behind since you are a foreigner with the same  surname hence eligible to stand for claim of the funds.

 

I have therefore contacted you to be legally nominated as next of kin

(inheritor) to Our Late founder after all inquiries and investigation even with  the relevant embassy has yielded results showing that there is no known or living next of kin.

 

It is pertinent that you inform me ASAP whether or not you are familiar with this personality or and your interest towards the issues

  mentioned.You must appreciate that I am constrained from providing you with more detailed  information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as possible to  afford me the opportunity to provide you with more information on matter and  upon your consent proceed with the recommendation of your person to the  bank as  the inheritor of the funds.

Kindly forward your responce to my personal mailbox:[email protected]

 

Remain Blessed.

Mrs Judith william

 

 

Don't you just love those people at live.com ? ya right...

 

SGT  :ninja:

 

Reply #25 Top

Yeah, that looks Aussie
Think Zubish... hehe

 

You know, I almost feel bad for teasing Zubaz(and laughing) while he isn't here. Almost. :rofl: :rofl: