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I ate a little Chinese for dinner tonight,.................................. Then I sent her Home!

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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top

Arroz que carne hay (roughly translated "need rice for that meat", sounds better in Spanish)

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I saw a couple of flakes out of my windows...........and it was snowing as well.

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Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting CharlesCS, reply 1
Arroz que carne hay (roughly translated "need rice for that meat", sounds better in Spanish)

I guess I am having a "senior moment" I do not get it.

 

Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Dr, reply 2
I saw a couple of flakes out of my windows...........and it was snowing as well.

This one IO get , good one docG

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

14,000 battered women in La Plata county.......... and all this time I've been eating mine raw.

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend...... but it sure helps!

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

If ignorance is bliss...... then Liberals are in a constant state of euphoria.

 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

A woman is like a roll of toilet paper...getting that first piece can take some work but after that it's easy.

Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Adventure-Dude, reply 5
14,000 battered women in La Plata county.......... and all this time I've been eating mine raw.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Adventure-Dude, reply 7
If ignorance is bliss...... then Liberals are in a constant state of euphoria. 

Come on I said jokes not triths!!!!! sheeeeeshhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting MasonM, reply 8
A woman is like a roll of toilet paper...getting that first piece can take some work but after that it's easy.

 

hahahahahahah

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

I ate a little Chinese for dinner tonight,.................................. Then I sent her Home!

hehe was it battered?

Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top

I guess I am having a "senior moment" I do not get it.

Puerto Ricans like rice, the women got all the meat?

Reply #15 from Stardock Forums Top

OK fine. Try this one

"Girl you must be tired, cause you been running thru my head all day!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

What no one liked mine???? huh?????

Sure!  But I thought you wanted more!

I tried yours - that is when my wife gave me the black eye. ;)

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting CharlesCS, reply 15
OK fine. Try this one"Girl you must be tired, cause you been running thru my head all day!

Groan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 heh heh

Reply #18 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting Dr, reply 16
What no one liked mine???? huh?????Sure!  But I thought you wanted more!I tried yours - that is when my wife gave me the black eye.

 

OUCHIE!!!!

Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top

You are unique, just like everybody else.

Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top

Quoting SH80, reply 19
You are unique, just like everybody else.

 

That's one of my favorites

Reply #21 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting SH80, reply 19
You are unique, just like everybody else.

OOOOO I never heard thaT ONE!

Reply #22 from Stardock Forums Top

Quoting little-whip, reply 22
Any man who thinks pussy smells like fish needs to date a better class of woman.

 either that or invest in swimming nose plugs hahahahahhahahahaha

 

how you feeling sweetheart?