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Well, for the initiated, we know what Zubish is. For those that don't, hang around awhile, you'll find out. Check the link, I love his Grammar Natzee series.
One can clearly see that this was done by one of Zubs ancestors. The two horses going the wrong way and running into a hand is a dead giveaway.
Because you're a real darling in real life and can't help yourself.
Whilel I think the Dead Sea mud in link 1 may be useful for a variety of ailments, those remedies for skunk stink in link 2 ain't gonna help none whatsoever... like if'n ya gits ta smellin' a skunk what has bin inta the curried cabbage, you ain't never gonna git rid of that smell less ya takes t' gitting nasal surgery t remove ya olfactory senses... y' hear. 
I really didn't need to know that starkers....really I din't. 
I really hope you haven't been feeding the skunks 'round your way curried cabbage... not only is nasal surgery for skunk stink painful, it's darn right expensive, too... medical insurance don't cover it none cos they reckuns it's self-inflicted. 
Angus...you were wondering if Zubaz Zubishes when signin?
What do you think?
Heaven's no, I don't need to feed the skunks nothin here, they smell bad all on their own. Same with 'possum. Eeewwwwwwww 
Of course that is only after they are road pizza....nasty, nasty, nasty
We don't have skunks here in Oz... but we got a few lil starkers' running around who are chips off the old block. Oh and we got possums, not the sweet kind that Dame Edna refers to, but stinky varmints that get up into peoples rooves and crap all over the place. Don't have any in my roof... understandably, they're just not game to come within cooee of my place.
Hey Doc, is that the pet you were telling me about... you know, the one you set up outside the intake of peoples air con units and agitate 'til it cooperates with the desired pungent odour?
*Ooops, was I supposed to mention that?*
Really? Must be you, then!
Nope...I used Limburger cheese....worst smell in the Universe. Link
First whiff I got was in Hershey, PA. Had to leave the table (Mom came with me). Went outside....If you've ever smelled Hershey chocolate, well...that smell permeated the entire town...incredible! The town I wanted to eat! Link
Lets keep this on topic, it's about making fun of, er I mean discussing the language of Zubaz.
/me was just wonderign earlier today if tehre was a Enlish/Zubish dictionary or a guide to typing Zubish.
In the Library of Congerss.
As for the machine to do it on? Glad you asked: Call 1-800-i-make-zubucks (My shameless commerce division)
Zubaz will like this one it's called the "FrogPad":
<======For when Zubaz fingers get tired...Telepathic keyboard
<======= Dial-A-Zubaz
I was sort of "Plus/Minus" on this one.
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That actually looks like something Zubaz could use, and make sense of anything. 
It'd be funny to see a Wiki entry on this...
Poor keyboard... like Zub's fingers don't confuse it enough???? Now ya wanna inflict his mind on it as well by streaming high speed zubish straight from the source, with not as much as a wire or a detour to slow it down long enough to give the keyboard a snowball in hell's chance of coming close to deciphering it.
Hmmmm, I wonder if this contravenes any cruelty laws? If not, legislation should be rushed through Congress immediately to prevent such electronics abuses... Zubisms infecting parts of WC that we may inadvertantly stumle into and later find ourselves wearing zebra striped pants, Stardock earrings and glitter speckled nail polish... adn even scarier, typnig ni zubihs.
Ooosp, too late! I jsut hope Avast Antiviurs will gte rid of ti.
Well, at least one organization is after him:
S.P.C.E. = The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to English.
And S.P.E.C.K: The Society for the Prevention of Excess Cruelty to Keyboards
I am somewhat saddened that you all seen to have to work so hard to do what comes to me so naturally.
Wadda'ya mean, work hard at it....I work hard not to!!!! I don't wnat anyone to mix us up.Ywesh....I get to tuping and then my fingers get ahead of me and i don't know hwt they are ding. It is pretty sasd when I hae to reytpe the same sentence 4 times just to get looking good.
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