Democrats kill kids, murder minorities and pollute the water

In light of the constant BS a few of our more liberal JU bloggers are spewing around here, I figured it was time to give a little.
After being catagorized as a racist, an idiot, retarded, a war monger and a religious zealot, I've decided to sling my own accusations without any proof or reason, merely because it's the "thing to do".

Did you know, that supporting a womans right to choose that Democrats have the blood of every aborted baby in the USA on their hands? They are responsible for the deaths by encouraging such a despicable act.
Did you know that if you vote for John Kerry, you will be voting for a man that has admittedly killed non-caucasians? Think about it - a rich white guy, who has admitted to shooting people of ethnicity in the back! Is that who you want for President?
Did you know that the Boston highway project, which John Kerry has received over $50,000 in kickbacks from the insurance companies involved, causes enviromental pollution?

Don't commit atrocities with your vote this November, vote Republican!

Any anti-Republican replies will be deleted from this article. Time to get as good as you give guys and girls. :)
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Just because a woman has the right to choose doesn't mean she is going to choose to have an abortion. She can choose to do what she wants based on her own judgement.
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Oh please. You can't honestly believe this! Then republicans have the blood of innocent death penalty victims, A president who is on a crusade against Muslims (he said crusade during his speach from the pulpit of the National Cathedral) and wants to drill in Wildlife animal reserves. If this is the best you can do, you have far to go before you sway anyone.
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haha.....and they still don't see the purpose of this message.....lol.....this is funny stuff
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*insert insulting, inflammatory, sweeping allegation about Republicans here*
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Most Democrats also believe in releasing rapists from jail, free drugs for kids and that with just a few more rounds of "Koom-bay-yah" we can finally acheive utopia.

I don't think everyone is getting this...
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As a committed small-l liberal I firmly believe that all babies must be brutally murdered with pitchforks, for such is their manifest destiny. Then small puppies should be tortured with images of gay marriages whilst feminazis dance in their long pants on [insert famous figure's name here]'s grave. I want this because unlike republicans, paragons of virtue that they are, I am the bringer of the apocalypse, I am 666, the beast, the antichrist brought to earth in human form to test the republicans. No crime is too heinous for a liberal, and if you elect John Kerry then you shall drown in the blood of aborted babies.

For this is the only true dream of a liberal and a Democrat.
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*insert snide retort about deadzombie's last comment followed by profane personal attack here*
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*insert gunfire here coming from one of our many pro-abortion doctors who are just common criminals*

ok.. now was this just a joke? or were you serious about this?
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ok.. now was this just a joke? or were you serious about this?


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Heheh.

Let's not forget about the new pink military uniforms, in honor of Mary Cheney, who is proud to be a Lesbian.

Inserts slanderous comment about Texas Wahines mother here...
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*insert insulting, inflammatory, sweeping allegation about Republicans here*


Insert witty retort demonizing the Democratic party, Crossfire, and the bowtie you're wearing right now. Yes I can see you..........here.
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Let's not forget about the new pink military uniforms, in honor of Mary Cheney, who is proud to be a Lesbian.


That's golden.
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like everything else, it's all fun and laffs til someone gets an eye poked out...or marvin cooley discovers this thread and its wealth of headlines just waiting to be converted to uppercase characters.
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marvin cooley discovers this thread and its wealth of headlines just waiting to be converted to uppercase characters.


he he he . . . Marvin's *special* ain't he?
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Marvin's *special* ain't he?


in all sincerity, the world would be a much bleaker place without his input. 

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and by the way,

the blood of innocent death penalty victims


???????????wtf??????????
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**insert took self too seriously here**

haha
thanks for checkin' me dadzombie



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dadzombie


You know what's worse than a dead zombie?

A DAD ZOMBIE!
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haha TW, corny, but charming!
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haha TW, corny, but charming!


I need to get a t-shirt that says that!
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Reply #18 By: LeapingLizard - 10/28/2004 10:20:31 PM
**insert took self too seriously here**

haha
thanks for checkin' me dadzombie


Ditto that... It just sounded so familiar...
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Oh please. You can't honestly believe this! Then republicans have the blood of innocent death penalty victims, A president who is on a crusade against Muslims (he said crusade during his speach from the pulpit of the National Cathedral) and wants to drill in Wildlife animal reserves. If this is the best you can do, you have far to go before you sway anyone.


You should have stopped at just 'deathpenalty victims', cause then I could agree with you. At least about the blood on the hands (Since VA is one of the top 3 death penalty states, and the Governor is a Dem, only labeling reps does not hold water). But, I doubt any of the 'victims' are innocent given the amount of appeals and the level of forensics now.

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AHEM. No one is innocent. There is no cruscade against muslims, only a calculated response to 9-11 and other attacks. Abortion is wrong whether you are Demican or Republicrat. It is our hands that are soiled by the murdered babies because it is uncomfortable to stand for what is right. The death penalty works, so don't knock it....and I seriously doubt those executed qualify as innocent. No one truly believes in releasing rapists or anyone from jail with the exception of a system that has been around longer than any of us...and it is malfunctioned but it is the best we have going, so until you can propose another system, shut up. Why is right for the liberal left to insult the right but if the right insults the left, the left is indignant? Wildlife reserves are important but so is our future of not having to depend on foreign oil. Animals are here for food and the natural process not to have rights. John Kerry is the Anti-Christ. Bill Clinton is a perv. Hillary is a freak. Chelsea was ugly but is starting to have a little hotness. You spell speech with two e's. (insert coffee fueled sermon here;p) Everyone has a right to input...it is called free speech or should I spell it Speach? Gay marriage is contrary to nature and last but not least, Cactoblasta cannot be the bringer of the apocolpyse because they can't count to 666.
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Speak for yourself TeacherCreature. Blessed with the finest education the world can provide, the average liberal is vastly more neo-intelligent and pseudo-intellectual than any conservative. That's why our evil is so insidious.