Oxymorons

Games People Play

November 5, 2008 9:42 PM from

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I like oxymorons....I thought I'd start this up...just for laughs!

I will get us started with a few.

Microsoft Works

Military Intelligence

Jumbo Shrimp

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Reply #1 November 5, 2008 9:47 PM from

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Expect the unexpected ....

Fat free ice cream...

Reply #2 November 5, 2008 9:50 PM from

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Nondairy creamer

TouchTasks - Access tasks with ease on Windows touchscreens.

Reply #3 November 5, 2008 9:50 PM from

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act naturally

almost certain

Reply #4 November 5, 2008 9:58 PM from

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constant change

Reply #5 November 5, 2008 9:59 PM from

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little giant

Reply #6 November 5, 2008 10:02 PM from

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tragic comedy

Reply #7 November 5, 2008 10:11 PM from

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uninvited guest

Reply #8 November 5, 2008 10:17 PM from

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calm wind

Reply #9 November 5, 2008 10:21 PM from

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soft rock

sweet and sour

sound of silence

Reply #10 November 5, 2008 10:24 PM from

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Cold Sweat

Reply #11 November 5, 2008 10:25 PM from

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unbiased opinion

truth-in-advertising

Reply #12 November 5, 2008 10:28 PM from

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Zubaz Spelling (correctly)

Reply #13 November 5, 2008 10:31 PM from

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clearly confusing

Reply #14 November 5, 2008 10:33 PM from

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power ballad

Reply #15 November 5, 2008 10:38 PM from

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hot water heater

Reply #16 November 5, 2008 10:45 PM from

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Bird dog

Reply #17 November 5, 2008 10:52 PM from

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Easy Labor
Educational Television
Expressive Silence
Extra ordinary
Eyes Wide Shut
False Evidence
False Fact
Farewell Reception
Fatal Attraction
Fiber Glass
Fighting for Peace
Final Draft
First Conclusions
Flexible Budget
Fresh Dried Fruit

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Reply #18 November 5, 2008 10:58 PM from

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initial conclusion

Reply #19 November 5, 2008 11:00 PM from

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politically correct

Reply #20 November 5, 2008 11:01 PM from

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A 12-Ounce Pound Cake
Accurate Horoscope
Act Naturally
Adult Children
Advanced BASIC
African American (Italian American, Polish American, etc.)
Agree to Disagree
Airline Food
Almost Done, Almost Exactly, Almost Ready
Alone Together
Amicable Divorce
Anarchy Rules!
Anxious Patient
Appearance Hearing (court appearance)
Approximately Equal
Artificial Intelligence
Assistant Supervisor
Auction Winner (you still have to pay for it!)
Audience Participation
Authentic Reproduction
Awfully Good
Awfully Nice

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Reply #21 November 5, 2008 11:02 PM from

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vaguely aware

taped live

Reply #22 November 5, 2008 11:03 PM from

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honest politician

clean dirt

alone together

fighting for peace

half naked

safe sex

better than new

black light

boring orgasm

DOS window

even odds

guest host

working vacation

silent scream

small fortune

Reply #23 November 5, 2008 11:05 PM from

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Way to go ilsabav92.

Reply #24 November 5, 2008 11:10 PM from

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that's quite a list ilsabav92!!

Reply #25 November 5, 2008 11:49 PM from

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near miss

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