If McCain Wins...

We can all give a collective sigh of relief

Whew....that shit was close!

I can go out and buy a handgun...finally!

We won't get over Palin anytime too soon...more of her mug all over - YEAH!

We can all keep our jobs!

Black people can continue to retreat to the back of the bus!.....yeah...I said it...read it whatever way you want!

That Husseing Obama guy can go back where he came from!

Was that Africa or the Middle East....?

We so do love over country!

No need to stockpile all the weapons and/or food!

Finally, all those Aliens will have no choice but to go eslewhere...and maybe some of them others too!

Healthcare will definitely have to be paid for by all....no excuses!

Our taxes will NEVER, EVER go up....not at all...

He will have control of that NUKE button.....(watch out for that trigger finger) Come on all ya haters...just make his day!

Finally someone in the White House who will never make a mistake, who knows everything, who needs no advisors, he is PERFECT! After all, he's a War veteran...he knows how to tell the enemy to go suck it!

All the problems will have ever experienced will be fixed immediately, there will be no more poor people, no worry about money, welfare moms will be kicked out on their heads...with their children dog-piled on top of them, gays and anyone else who don't live the "American way" can change or get out of the country! Yes....

All will be perfect and we can continue to live our happy go lucky successful lives....with ne'er a care to anyone but ourselves....!

We Did the right thing...PUURFECT!