A tale of the One-Eyed Nord
The She-Male
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I am currently working on my second marriage. My first one didn't work out too well. The girl I married was a cunt-whore-bitch, but I'm not bitter. We were married less than a year, and she moved in with another guy four weeks before I was due to leave Korea and come home. Ah, good times...
Anyway, my old roommate, and old squad leader, the One-Eyed Nord (Greywar has written about him a couple times) decides that he is going to take my mind off things. He decides that the two of us are going up to Seoul to do a bit of drunken debouchery.
So we head up to Seoul, and I can honestly say that I recall very little of the night but bits and pieces do stand out. I remember being at some club and the OEN and I are sitting at a table with Sturgy, another GI that we worked with, and there are three Korean girls at this table with us. I don't exactly remember how things went down, but it appears that the OEN's idea of helping me get over my situation was to take off with the hottest chick back to her place.
The next thing I remember is that Sturgy and I are at the bar with another still another Linguist that we know, Neff. Neff was one of those linguists, like the OEN and Sturgy that embraced the Kroean culture, loved the country and really got good at the language. In short, the complete opposite of me. Neff was at the bar with a Korean friend that he was having a few drinks with. We all got to talking (its amazing how much improved one's language ability is when completely shit-faced), when Neff's friend said that one of the girls we were sitting with, "hasn't always been a girl."
Now as I mentioned earlier, the OEN had already gone home with the hottest of the three girls, and the other two are no where to be found. Sturgy and I are fairly concerned, not because the OEN may be in for the shock of his life and we were worried for him, but rather that the OEN may be in for the shock of his life, and we weren't there to laugh our asses off when it happened!
Well I remember heading back to the US base and sleeping the night on one of the couches at the Dragon Hill (the big hotel there at the base). I took the bus back down to where we all lived early the next morning. When I returned home, I told Greywar, and all the other fellas what had happened. We all shared a laugh and waited for the OEN to return home.
He didn't return that day. In fact no one say him until right before he was supposed to go to work the following evening. When we finally got a hold of him, we asked him what had happened. It turned out that he only got to touchy feely upstairs with his girl before he finally passed out. We told him what Neff's friend told us. I can still see the blood draining from his face as he said, "oh my god, I think it was the one I ended up with. I remember her saying something that struck me as funny..."
After much pressuring he finally told us.
"She said, I'm not the same person I used to be."
Anyway, my old roommate, and old squad leader, the One-Eyed Nord (Greywar has written about him a couple times) decides that he is going to take my mind off things. He decides that the two of us are going up to Seoul to do a bit of drunken debouchery.
So we head up to Seoul, and I can honestly say that I recall very little of the night but bits and pieces do stand out. I remember being at some club and the OEN and I are sitting at a table with Sturgy, another GI that we worked with, and there are three Korean girls at this table with us. I don't exactly remember how things went down, but it appears that the OEN's idea of helping me get over my situation was to take off with the hottest chick back to her place.
The next thing I remember is that Sturgy and I are at the bar with another still another Linguist that we know, Neff. Neff was one of those linguists, like the OEN and Sturgy that embraced the Kroean culture, loved the country and really got good at the language. In short, the complete opposite of me. Neff was at the bar with a Korean friend that he was having a few drinks with. We all got to talking (its amazing how much improved one's language ability is when completely shit-faced), when Neff's friend said that one of the girls we were sitting with, "hasn't always been a girl."
Now as I mentioned earlier, the OEN had already gone home with the hottest of the three girls, and the other two are no where to be found. Sturgy and I are fairly concerned, not because the OEN may be in for the shock of his life and we were worried for him, but rather that the OEN may be in for the shock of his life, and we weren't there to laugh our asses off when it happened!
Well I remember heading back to the US base and sleeping the night on one of the couches at the Dragon Hill (the big hotel there at the base). I took the bus back down to where we all lived early the next morning. When I returned home, I told Greywar, and all the other fellas what had happened. We all shared a laugh and waited for the OEN to return home.
He didn't return that day. In fact no one say him until right before he was supposed to go to work the following evening. When we finally got a hold of him, we asked him what had happened. It turned out that he only got to touchy feely upstairs with his girl before he finally passed out. We told him what Neff's friend told us. I can still see the blood draining from his face as he said, "oh my god, I think it was the one I ended up with. I remember her saying something that struck me as funny..."
After much pressuring he finally told us.
"She said, I'm not the same person I used to be."
!!!! OMG poor dude!