The Difference Between Democrats and Republicans

One screws you to your face, one screws you from behind.

Either way you're getting screwed.

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Hey!  I just wrote one on what democrats and republicans both want!  Not as graphic, but I can see why foreigners think that our politics is Mutt and Jeff.  No difference from the outside, just the port of entry. ;)

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I co-worker told me a joke her little girl told her:

Why was Tigger jumping around the toilet?... Because he was looking for Pooh. :grin: I guess he could also find Pooh in Washington.

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Heh, I wrote something awhile back...during the last presidential election I believe:

"Voting for a candidate is like choosing a prison cell, you may like one better than the others but you'll still get fucked in the ass."

Admittedly I'm a bit more crass. :)

~Zoo