Holy tinfoil hat theory...!

Great song by Nirvana

...is this a trick?

They make Holy tinfoil hats now?

You took the hat off and now they've changed your mind. It happens everytime...

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I wear two for that eventuality... or just in case one blows off.

by opening this thread you have invited the aliens in already...........

Too late!

BWAH-HAH-HAH! 

That .gif haunts me in m dreams

First, there was the nothing thread. Now this. Don't you see how WC members all over the world are gradually being affected by these tinfoil hats?

If this goes on, WC will be flooded with empty threads and our prestigious skinners will be brainwashed forever!

Save yourself, I say, before it's too late!

Ooh look...a shiny tinfoil hat....

Well, the rerason all this is happening is intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer (remember that one from math texts?)

The next step in the conspiracy unfolds: Zubaz has taken control of the tinfoil hat factory and placed special liners in them! These liners (especially when used by cats) neutralize the natural protective effect of the All natural vitamins in Aluminum Foil!

Well....3 pics didn't upload, and Forums ain't runnin' right....sorry!

Here's the new protector: It's no longer Aluminum Foil....It's Chrome!

Top view of the Chrome Beanie

Yeah, zubs put special liners in 'em orright... but not for cats or any other furry creature.  No siree!  They're special liners that block our minds from recognising Zubish when our eyes see it, thus eliminating our opportunity to bag him about it.

I was alerted to this conspiracy by a tin mine manager from Cornwall in the UK... and yup, Stardock is in on it.  Apparently the tin is to be treated by special Stardock technologies which were actually purloined from our fav alien, Gorg, from the Twisted Sister, and used to dupe our minds into thinking Zubish is correct when patently it isn't.

Another conspiracy I've heard rumoured is of a technology being woven into the fabric of 'Fences' whereby grass and weeds grow around the bottom and between the palings, thus forcing users to purchase a digital whipper snipper available through Impulse for $49.99 to tidy things up.

Oi, Doc... that's no protector!  OK, it might prevent some alien lifeforms probing our minds, but can't you see what's going on here?  Those partitions between the 3 main components were specially designed by Google, using insidious technologies, to know everything you do on the internet by  circumventing Proxy servers, Ad blockers, IP address hiders and anti spyware apps. Yes, those partitions allow for special probes to read images from the crebral cortex thus allowing Google to see past all those blocking devices on your PC through your own eyes.

I therefore suggest not using it at all costs... particularly if you don't want your missus to find out you've bee visiting the Playboy site... cos obviously, through their far reaching tentacles, they already plucked her email addy out of the billions out there and won't hesitate to use it if you refuse to pay up.

You're right!!!!!!!!         

'e's gone stark ravin' Starkers!

Hmmm....   I think Skinhit just wanted another thread where Po' could plaster his face for us all to see.

I reckon everyone who comes here is stark raving bonkers.  It's the subliminal messages that Stardock code into the pages, you see... and Andrew is a part of it, obviously, because he's the one responsible for setting them up. 

It's like this, the crew at Stardock HQ don't wanna be the only crazed lunatics on the planet with red faces over their actions, so Andrew is entrusted with encoding subliminal messages into Stadock's web pages that incite viewers to do weird and wacky things.... say and do the most ridiculous things.  Then they sit back and laugh at us, watching every crazy 'red faced' antic via the desktop icon webcam, covertly and conveniently placed in Iconpackager for their amusement.

So, I hope you're all appropriately dressed... they're getting enough laughs already.

And then there's Zubish!  Let's not forget Zubish!  It too is a cleverly designed subliminal thing that's designed to regress the minds of readers.  See, you all thought Zubaz was dyslexic or just prone to frequent typos, but in actual fact, he's brilliantly clever and the specially coded words have letters deliberately placed backwards so you revert to childhood and doing childish things.

I heard of one person who regressed so far he went back to a former life when he had dementia and still did childish things... but that's another story and I digress.

So there you have it... a Stardock conspiracy of gimormous proportions to influence users to behave in weird, wacky and childish ways. Now some need less encouragement than others - and some need no encouragement at all - but that's what makes Stardock Forums and chat such great places to be. 

So thanks to everyone and extremely childish raspberries to you all.

whew! 

Yeah... I just looked back over it and can harly believe I wrote such a load of old bollocks.

It seems, Dr Jo... I have two types of ED... the other being Epic Delusions.

Now I know you said that you don't be a surgeon... but do you do psychiatry???

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Ah, Zakai, I see you're getting into the subliminal messages as well.  I can't quite make it out... but every so often I get the irresistable urge to dance naked under the street light outside and catch the moths attracted to my tin foil hat.

Got an old fish tank that we use as a terrarium.... must be hundreds of 'em in there fluttering about now.

Dunno what I'm gonna do with the old bat I caught, tho... 

I thought bats ate moths...?

Sorry, Starkers....Internal Medicine.

Yeah, so did I... that's why I didn't know what to do with it.

I mean, couldn't put it in with the moths after with tender care and lovingly giving them a lush new home.

Then I took off my tin foil hat for a moment - itchy scalp - and it dawned on me.... it WAS a fruit bat.

So I put it in the terraruim and went to bed.

However, woke up this morning and the bat was gone

Now I gotta let all but one of the moths go... they've put on sudden weight and the terrarium is overcrowded.

I did have ideas about hanging the bat in the toilet, but a mate did that once and his didn't flush... and I didn't wanna wake up to that.

Oh, and I was wondering if I could borrow your strait jacket... just in case I get the irresistable urge to go out again tonight.

That Zakai has a lot to answer for... ha and his subliminal messages. After the first time dancing naked under the streetlamp I put on a second tin foil hat that was lined with glad wrap for added protection... but that didn't help.  So I put on a third, lead lined tin foil hat and my rose coloured glasses... needless to say, that didn't help, either....

One neighbour captured it on video and is threatening to send it into 'Austalia's Funniest Home Videos'.... and another got some snaps on his digicam and is blackmailing me.  If I don't pay up he's gonna show 'em to his 93 y/o sister, who's totally desperate to find herself a 50's something toyboy.

I just don't need that kind of pressure... even if I use Viagra and put it on a tinfoil hat, I don't think it's gonna help.

OK...So the original point of this original post is still bothering me. Here we are 3 days after posting, yet 7 or 8 days since this has been going on...It seems that my IP "3D Metal" doesnt register in the "most Popular, all libraries, yesterday" category? take a look at yesterday's most popular, all libraries,yesterday category...No.1 is J.Aroches outer limits cursor with 455 downloads, but if you check IP No.1 downloads I have 3D Metal with like 655 or something? This has been going on for a week or so(I've been checking) and 3d metal has never shown up...Henceforth the "holy tinfoil hat theory" and just wondering if someone from Stardock could answer me as to why this is happening?