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Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
Doc
Resistance is: he ain't never gonna get me in one of those things...speshully not with his cold hands on my family jewels. 
Resistance is: conveniently forgetting that vets don't take the hippocratic oath and (rightly) sending her to one. 
Right, I'm gonna be frank! I know that doctors see all sorts of body types, but it's an image that'd haunt you for the rest of your life... so forget it. 
Nah... I trust ya... just warm yer hands first.
Resistance is a non-lubricated proctoscope for Starkers. Grab your cheeks and say AHHHH. No... wrong cheeks.
Now that is positively cruel... and one of the reasons I never became gay. I got piles.
Soooo, resistance is grabbing my cheeks and pursing my lips.
Oi vets will not touch Sarah Palin, how can we when to vet something means to validate the integrity thereof !
I'll drink to that... break out the Tetleys.
Resistance is... the veterinarian code of practice: refusing to treat two legged cloven hooved creatures with horns and carrying pitchforks. 
They say a wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse... but in Sarah Palin's case it's resistance cos she doesn't know the answers in a political debate.
Resistance would be the secret service not letting her pick up her kids from their soccer match just because she has a meeting with some foreign dignitaries.
Resistance would be Homeland Security putting her in a strait jacket and padded cell in the interest of National Security.
Resistance is... nailing jello to the wall. Oh well, John McCain 'll have plenty of time to practice after November 4.
Resistance is patented.... While we did not create resistance, we claim resisting us is a unique form of resistance and all others who try to utilize our style of resistance is infringing on our invention.
Mae West:
Resistance is futile, Big Boy.....C'mon and show me some!
Is that Resistance in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? 
Just saw this!
@Starkers:
Resistance is futile after eating Ex-Lax laced brownies. (reference to the 60's)
Starkers seems to be RESISTING posting here for a while. Send him a brownie Doc.
Um, like are you trying to keep me away even longer.... resistance was futile when I mistook LaxChoc for Cadbury's Old Gold and spent a week on the bog. Hence, resistance is now a non-chocoholic diet... and cutting out the 'All Bran' for the next week. 
Actually, resistance is Blow-Up Doll of Borg telling Angus1949 she has a headache.
OMG. Gotta go change. Angus, Starkers speared you! This was seriously funny!
Especially when you consider the doll was blown up with the ULTIMATE: Curried Cabbage Byproduct!
Say, d'ye think curried cabbage might be replacin' ye olde corn based ethanol? Wind Power!
Palin has developed a new wind source also: Hot Air Power. Youuuuu Betcha! 
<------ The infamous Caribou Cutie Wink fed by $147,000 dollars in clothing and hairstyles....oh yeah, and the Per Diem.
Er, Doc, have you forgotten that I suffer with ED (Emphatic Droop)... while most can stand their spear up against the wall when they get home from hunting, mine's that flaccid that I have to hang it on a hook... otherwise it just slides down the wall like jello. Come to think of it, which I do, that's probably why I didn't catch anything when Sarh Palin invited me to go moose hunting... the very sight of her gave it ED (Erratic Direction) and a soft rubbery tip that wouldn't penetrate a hole in a tree.
Um, now that would make for a very odourous situation if the blow-up doll broke wind... or Angus' spear was varnished with Viagra and ot got punctured in the heat of battle..er, passion.
I dunno 'bout it replacin' ye olde corn, but it'd give that thar other nat'ral gas a run fer its money... an' when tha wind won't blow n' tha ship won't go, us'll use Carter tha Farter (luvs 'e's curried cabbage) t' start 'er.
Yeah, I noticed that, tho I finks she be a bit too inconsistent t' depend on as an alternative t' curried cabbage... juss mention Barack Obama's name an' I reckuns she'd turn instant frigid n' blow colder air than a Northern gale orf tha Arctic.
Nae...but methinks Cap'n Erroniously Denies spearing (verbal) capacities.
But just ter make ye feel loved, I found yer High School sweety Sarah's picture in an old yearbook from Wadiculous, 'Lasker and thought ye'd want it fer senta-mental reasons:
Yer mate,
Doc
I doth protest... but then she be alot hornier than that thar Sarah Palin wench... yup, a lot bett'r lookin' an 'er 'aves a much nicer shade o' lipstick t' go wiv it.
Resitance is... well I 'aves no resitance when it comes t' a lipstick wearin' moose wot 'aves come t' bed wiv me eyes an' a smile that can melt an ol' pirate's 'eart quicker than snow under a midday summer sun.
Well Cap'n that be fer bein' so many months at sea wif th' whacky crew ye got yerself!
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