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"Resistance is (blank)"

"Resistance is (blank)"

Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)

Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 8O ).

I typed "Resistance is fertile."

So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?

"Resistance is ______".  

:waaaa:

Doc

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Reply #401 Top

Resistance is not smacking James Blythe for hanging around my girl.

Resistance is... leaving the noose around his neck and leaving him hanging around. :-"

Reply #402 Top

In a case like that, Resistance is counterproductive.

'ave at 'im and don't spare the cutlass!

Reply #403 Top

Resistance is... coming home unexpectedly and catching your wife with her lover on top of her making love... you shoot him but do not leave a bullet hole.

Orright, then, I'll give you a clue... he had a W tattooed on each butt cheek, and when he bent over it spelled WOW.  O:)

Reply #404 Top

Well, that might put a crimp in one's style...

Reply #405 Top

Well, that might put a crimp in one's style...
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Aye, ye could say it rectum.  :|

Reply #406 Top

Yep...nearly killed him.

Reply #407 Top

Resistance is confusing when enjoyment is involved.

Reply #408 Top

Yeah, well, I was really tested at that point. There was a moment when I could have swung round with a closed fist - but I just turned round. I prefer to avoid violence because there are so many alternatives, but in this case I guess he deserves a broken nose.

Reply #409 Top

If you have to resist you just know it has to be fun or delicious or bad.

Reply #410 Top

Resistance is ..... sometimes overcome.

Reply #411 Top

Resistance is buying a xmas present and not getting one for myself!!O:)

Reply #412 Top

Resistance is not getting a pair of pliers to rip this friggin' tooth outta my head [is in utmost pain :pout:   ]

Reply #413 Top

Resistance is not making Dentist appointments.

Reply #414 Top

Resistance is truly futile there Doc, I'm agoraphoic remember.

Reply #415 Top

Resistance is not making Dentist appointments.

Resistance there is... because Steve Martin gave denists a bad image in Little Shop of Horrors.  Why only a froot loop like Bill Murray would go to a sadistic dentist like that.... and enjoy it.

I really hope your toothache goes away, Tailsgirl, though you really ought to go to a dentist to get it fixed....

While you're sitting there in the chair, think of: "And suddenly starkers... was right there beside you... with sweet understanding (cos he's had toothache before)...  and he'll hold your hand..."

Orright, I won't be there in person... but I will be in spirit... so you go girl. :)

Reply #416 Top

I can't starkers, I don't leave the house :( agoraphobia.. trying to get over it though.

Reply #417 Top

I can't starkers, I don't leave the house agoraphobia.. trying to get over it though.

Hey, that's no good at all... I really hope you can overcome it because there are so many good things out there to enjoy, like picnics in the park and a nice day on the beach, etc... not to mention the important things like visiting your doctor, dentist, etc.

I don't get out of the house much because of arthritis and mobility issues, but I can get out when I need to.... tho I don't go to the beach anymore.  Last time I was mistaken for a beached whale and towed out to sea. ;)

Reply #418 Top

It's been 3 years nearly.. except for a couple of weeks back, but that wasn't by choice :(

 

New Year's Resolution - To leave the house :)

Reply #419 Top

It's been 3 years nearly..

That must be awful for you... like I don't get out a lot, but I do enjoy it when I meet people when I'm out and about in the great wide World.  Hopefully you'll be able to do that soon and get a buzz out of it... as in have a really good time and enjoy good conversation and/or a joke or three.

One thing that bugs me about going out lately is a pothole in the footpath just down the street from me.. I've been on at the council for weeks to come dig it up and take it away, but as with all councils, they'll wait until it reaches Grand Canyon proportions before getting off their arses to do something... and by then they won't have a truck big enough to load it on. O:)

New Year's Resolution - To leave the house

Yeah, that'd be great.... and on the way to the dentist you could take a little detour and pop in for a cuppa with the missus and I. :)

Reply #421 Top

Sounds good to me buddy, except for the dentist part

The dentist part mightn't sound too inviting, but just think how much more enjoyable food and drink will be without the damned toothache.

Haven't got toothache, haven't had one in years... touch wood, but I should take my own advice and go to the dentist myself for a checkup and whatever maintenance is required.

Hehe, your aversion to the debtist reminds me of an old joke... Woman goes to the dentist and is sitting nervously in the chair when the dentist asks how her day has been, etc.  The woman replies; "Well my day was fine until I got here!"

"And pray tell," asks the dentist: what is so wrong about being here?"

"Well," she replied: "I think that I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled."

With that, the dentist quips: "Well make up your mind...  so's I know how to adjust the chair."  :-"

Reply #422 Top

LMAO!!!!!! :w00t:   Nice one starkers hehehe

 

Resistance is .. uhh.. getting harder to resist :dur:

Reply #423 Top

Resistance is... melting away in this damned heat, got up to 37c today and some of... er, a lot of me is in a puddle under my desk. :-"

Thinking about dentists,Tailsgirl, did you ever see that Mr Bean episode when he went to the dentist and ended up doing his own dental work after the dentist was called out of the room?

Being quite the larrikin, I would find resistance is.... not doing a Mr bean combined with a Bill Murray when I next visit my dentist. ;P

Reply #424 Top

hehe I've hardly watched Mr Bean, my son loves it though :)

And yes, it's still freakin' hot. 10pm and I've got the air-con and a fan going hehe

Actually, dentists are afraid to work on me, seriously, they said I've got the highest level of anxiety they have ever seen *_*

Reply #425 Top

Quoting Tailsgirl, reply 14
Resistance is truly futile there Doc, I'm agoraphoic remember.

Aren't there arrangements that could be made for such a problem? Have you researched it?

Slang Alert!

Larrikin, an Australian slang term for a clownish or rowdy person, became a popular word since the untimely death of Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter who was killed by a stingray while filming a documentary. Here is how The Australian described him:
"He was a larrikin: a person who pays little attention to what others think about them, who breaks the rules of social convention and is prone to outlandish behaviour. The thing about Irwin is that he did it with crocodiles."

 

Tailsgirl....please see to that tooth problem....a closed vehicle could take you there (truck/lorry comes to mind....sometimes VERY dark glasses help also). You DON'T want to end up with an abscessed tooth!