Modeled on 2 0f 3's game "I am (blank) of Borg)
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Credit where it's due! "Blank of Borg" is a fun game. Well, I was typing a pm to 2 of 3 and Zubished. Only this time it made sense! (G-d help me....PLEASE! 
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I typed "Resistance is fertile."
So....how about a new game (it's Monday-oid today)?
"Resistance is ______".
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Sigh. Why are women always right? Oh yeah....I was the bloke wot nailed yer shoe down, put the cellophane wrap on the toilet and gave you the case o' Guiness, and lit tha' bag o' dog poop I put on yer welcome mat on fire then rang yer bell and ran away!
Bwah hah hah! 
Ah, now I get the meaning of that old saying: "That's what mates are for."... to cop the verbal flogging I would have got for mrs starkers wet butt, had you not fessed up for the cellophane. Oh, and the cop who came door knocking for the policemans ball... I'm sending you the ticket he wrote after stepping on the dog business. 
Everybody knows wot they ain't got not even one!
Resistance is... not telling a cop that to his face.
Now here is a very profound question for ya. If male cops have policemans balls, what do female cops have? Do they run a disco night and 'shake their booty' to KC & the Sunshine Band... or do they gate-crash the policemans ball and dance to the "Last Lager Waltz"???
Ah, now that explains why politicians never do what we elect them for... they think they're still in kindergarten and refusing to use the potty for teacher.
Resistance is.... phony overpaid lying inbred thick individuals...cretinous in a nutshell. Added up it spells politician
Resistance is not acknowledging the rapier wit o' the Cap'n!
Now I 'ave never raped no wit... nor a twit when I comes ta fink o'er it. Mind ye, tho, I 'ave taken me cutlass t' one 'r two o'er tha years.
Resistance wur... "Ye'll 'ave ter take yer cutlass t' me cos I bain't be walkin' tha plank".... so I did, an' quick jab in the arse 'ad 'em jump any'ow.
Resistance is not jumpin' wit th' Cap'n's cutlass pokin' at ye!
Aye, that be why I 'aves me trusty flintlock if'n me cutlass don't do tha job... a few pellets o' lead in thar arse 'aves 'em jumpin' quicker than a grasshopper on a pogo stick. Aaarrgghh!!!
Resistance be... not loadin' me pistol wiv salt on them occashuns... tho I be greatly tempted.
Resistance is falling on concrete, resilience is getting back up.
Resistance is... getting more bang for your buck... impregnate it with liquid C4 before depositing it in the bank which foreclosed on your mortgage.
Resistance is... a true story I saw on the 6 o'clock news... guy burned down the house after the bank foreclosed on just $4,200.
Petty bastards, banks. 
Resistance would be doing mouth to mouth on one of those assh*#les. Patooooey
Resistance is the knowledge that those criminals profited and thrived on the misery they have caused, and aren't in jail!!!!!! 
Resistance is... not giving a banker BMW exhaust pipe to mouth recussitation.
Resistance is not leaving the BMW tread marks where the Spine Doc and CSI can find them.
Resistance is not even trying to understand this pirate lingo.
What is that called anyway? Broken english?...lol 
Resistance is... driving the Beamer on slick tyres to there are no tread marks to find.
Aye, it be broken English orright... us broke it so's tha King's men didn' understand wot we be talkin' 'bout.
Resistance is... having a cork shoved in yer butt after curried cabbage for dinner the previous evening.
Resistance is the ensuing shrapnel.
Resistance is the idea of living in this world alongside terrorists,
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