Clues you've been playing too much Galactic Civilizations II

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Based on this post for a mod of Civilizations IV: Beyond the Sword: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=249675

Let's see if we can get this list all the way too 1000!

1. You hear an airplane fly by and shout "The Drengen are here! The Drengen are here!"

2. When you do the above, you get your plasma blaster and shoot it down

I'll post more later, now let's see your creative juices flow!
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Reply #1 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
01. If you start posts like these.
02. If you reply in posts like these.
03. If you start referring to Humans as Terrans.
04. If you try to start diplomatic relations with robots, thinking they are Yor.
05. If you know everything about the game without having to look it up.
06. If you stockpile weapons and ammo for an oncoming Dread Lords invasion.
07. If you sell your blood as a delicasy.
08. If you keep dangerous reptiles in the sewers.
09. If you deminish an entire bird-like species because their eggs are tasty.
10. If you build a factory ontop an archeological site, thinking it's a bonustile.
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top
13. You wonder why people say space is three dimensional. You've seen maps. They're all 2d!
14. You're not certain how many sentient races there are out there (it's one to 17), but you know the name of all possible candidates. And you know who are the major players.
15. You know that being "good"/benevolent/kind, "neutral" or "evil"/greedy/unjust isn't a personal choice, it's a choice of the leader of the civilisation.
Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
16. If you find yourself thinking about how to improve your GC2 strategy while doing naughty things with your girlfriend.
17. When you go to sleep, you're still playing the game.
18. You watch the squirrels (Snathi) very carefully, because they may have a death-ray in that other paw.

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
Reply #4 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
17...guilty

Hehe, the squirrels in my yard are not just cute little fuzzy rodents anymore (19?)
Reply #5 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
19. You keep a Pic of the Altarian Resistance leader in your wallet and tell people you have "close" relations with her.
20. You try to set a rally point at work so your car can "autopilot" there.
21. You keep trying to get your spouse to fix Thalan legs for dinner.
Reply #6 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
22. You private message Brad every day asking him "why no multiplayer?"
Reply #7 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
03. If you start referring to Humans as Terrans.


rofl



19. You keep a Pic of the Altarian Resistance leader in your wallet and tell people you have "close" relations with her.



double rofl. "If she has quality trade goods, we might become allied ;)"
Reply #8 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
23.) You start paying people you don't like to fight each other.
Reply #9 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Heavenly bodies, docking ships....hmm... ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...

Reply #10 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
24. Your to-do list for the day is coded with mostly blue and green with the occasional red and yellow.

25. You start playing clean-shaven and by the time you finish you have a beard. ;)
Reply #11 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
You ask your wife to 'zoom to cursor'.... and she dont get it.
Reply #12 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
27. Your coffee cup has a group of reddishly glowing hard-points instead of the normal handle. Your fingers seem to always stick to it at the wrong spot.

28. When the phone rings and you stop playing to answer it, you reply with 'Yor' & ear voices such as; 'we are what you would call Evil' -- you hang up -- but, it rings again, you reply with... etc etc.

29. You begin to look at the night skies a little differently & can even distinguish a clear ship straight into the clouds. Moon glows a bit colorful and you'd swear there is also a fog-of-war below along with territorial markers and a trade route lines blinking.

30. Your local drives have been accumulating junk files, the kitchen sink is filled with dirty dishes from the last month or so. A fly is buzzing off the wall. And, indeed it looks like a Drengin ship too.
Reply #13 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
31 - The funniest thing you heard all day was in this thread.
Reply #14 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
32. You wonder why those Europeans are still trying to figure out how to get nuclear fusion to work(*) properly, while clearly, you have already built a fully functioning fusion plant on the North-American continent.

(* ITER for those of you who don't quite get that one ;))
Reply #16 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
34. You have a car accident and you curse yourself for not turning off mega events.

35. You get busted for trying to sell Ultra Spices on the streets.


These are all great but #19 just had me rolling.
Reply #17 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
34. You have a car accident and you curse yourself for not turning off mega events.


OMG! :LOL:
Reply #18 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
36 - When paying for your food at the local fast food outlet, you try and pay for it with Laser III, 36BC and Sensors I.
Reply #19 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
16. If you find yourself thinking about how to improve your GC2 strategy while doing naughty things with your girlfriend.

 :LOL: 
Reply #20 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
37. When even the Cat is feeling the strain
Reply #21 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
38. You're walking down the street and there are tons of coins on the ground, your reply "I thought I had the anomolies set to rare."
39. You say "let's have a Yor Mamma fight"
Reply #22 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
40. When you complain GNN has hopeless coverage of Campaign08
Reply #23 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
41. Your boss is being an ass and you say "Okay Lord Kona."
42. You claim that George Bush is a spy working for the Drengin.
Reply #24 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
43. You see a Geico ad on TV and you scream "Holy shit, it's Sethpenguin!"
44. Your cat pisses on your carpet, you reply "Damn it KzintiPatriarch!"
Reply #25 from GalCiv2 Forums Top
Hey! I always use the litterbox!   :( 

 :LOL:  ;) 

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...