Thoughts about masturbation

And about sex as well

from JoeUser Forums
here i am ..sitting alone...dont know what to do...i watched TV but nowadays i am getting too bored watching it...same old programs...same old people..i guess i need to go out somewhere...and when my mind is blank like this, i immediately want to masturbate...now that set me thinking...why would i want to masturbate??

why?? is it cos i am just too bored and have nothing to do...or is it cos it gives me a great and nice feeling which i want to enjoy and hence can forget all my problems and troubles atleast for maybe half an hour...but do other gals also masturbate as frequently as i do....well i guess so..i have talked abt this with my room mate and also other friends and they said that they do...and masturbating is probably the only thing with which i have not got bored for the past so many yrs...

anything else which i do for 5-6 yrs and once every 2 days, well, i would have got very bored by now and probably would have started hating it...but this is the only thing that never seems to bore me...in fact, many days i would do it on sucessive days rather than once every 2 days...and a few days , i have done it even 2-3 times a day...

and quite a few times, i have done it using sex toys..of course, nothing can beat the feeling of being fucked by a guy but sex toys do come quite close to it...till about a yr back, i used to have sex atleast once every week...and so even though i felt like masturbating every 2 days, i would not do it cos i did not want to lose the feeling and desire when i have sex..but for the past 1 yr, i have not had sex..india is not like usa where gals and guys have free sex...here sex before marriage is still taboo and we are not supposed to have it...but i could not live that way..probably my mind is screwed..probably that helped in my career advancement in modelling...whatever...but i like having sex and that is the truth..all my friends know abt it...

anyway, coming back to the point, i used to have sex but for the oast 1 yr, have not had sex even once....so i guess masturbation comes closest to it..generally i dont use toys for it...cos using toys takes a lot of time for me...its much more easier for me to do it with bare hands...but doing it with toys is great...so it depends...when i need a quick job, i do it with hands...

when i want great enjoyment and also want it to last, i use a sex toy...its fun...it sure is...and i guess i do it for a bit of all of it...fun, excitement and that indescribable feeling...

probably next time i would try and do it with a toy..and as i do once every 2 days, i masturbated today also..but today, it was a bit tougher and longer than what it was previous time...probably i was a bit tired and hence it took me abt 6-7 minutes of rubbing...

i also am curious whether all the gals all over the world mastrubate the same way...i generally start off with my breasts and nipples...i massage and fondle my breasts for a few minutes till they become hard...then i rub the nipples...that really sets me going...i rub the nipples for a few minutes...i usually lie down while doing it...cos that helps me spread my legs and get a good grip on my cunt while rubbing..if i try to stand and do, i dont get a good grip on my cunt lips and so either i cannot do it at all or it takes a very long time for me to start masturbating...

so i usually lie down, pull down whatever i am wearing and then with one hand i start rubbing my cunt lips and with another, i continue rubbing my nipples..sometimes instead of rubbing the nipples, i might massage the breasts and play with my lips and at the same time keep rubbing my cunt lips as i dont want to lose that feeling...i start the rubbing slowly and then speed it up....actually , it depends...if i want to enjoy the feeling, i keep rubbing slowly for a long time while if i want to finish it off fast, i start rubbing fast very soon so that i can finish it off quickly....but generally i start off slowly and then speed it up...i rub the cunt lips up and down as well as sideways till i get the good feeling...i keep rubbing it and slowly the fluids start coming out...and sometimes i grunt and sometimes i dont...but generally i like grunting, both wile masturbating and also while having sex...that somehow makes me get excited...once i get the feeling, the fluids start coming out and i get wet...sometimes i feel like 'wow,....would it not be great if some guy would insert his penis right now' when the fluids start coming out...but i guess that does not happen nowadays...

sometimes once i am done, i taste the fluids just to feel how it tastes...but generally i simply go and wash my hands...well thats what i did yesterday and thats what i have done today after masturbating...

i am curious to know how the gals all over the world masturbate...do they do it the same way as i do??should be interesting reading i guess....
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top

I think that you either have some issues that you ought to seek professional help for; you're points whoring (even though you said you don't care about points); or you're writing things like this for attention.

I personally think it's an attention getting tactic.

To be honest, this makes me cringe. 

Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
As a man, let me just say, any time you want to write about masturbation, do it. As graphically as possible, and with lots of adjectives. So you offend some people. Everyone's offended by something.
Sins of a Solar Empire II
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
From a womans standpoint, I think you're missing out, or you're making this all up. It is lacking the feeling that really comes with orgasms, and some of them mechanics that it takes to get there. I'd imagine a guy or girl with little experience writing these descriptions when they were thinking about how to get a woman to orgasm. It's much more involved than that. With the amount of experience that you say you have...years...every few days, I would expect there would be a little more that rubbing nipples and cunt lips.
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'd imagine a guy or girl with little experience writing these descriptions when they were thinking about how to get a woman to orgasm.

Exactly.  It seems to...fake.

My BS-Ometer is going off....

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
welll...yawns....i am really getting tired of all this silly stuff...as i keep saying, i write what i feel like....if that makes u think that i am a guy or a little gal or whatever, i cant help it....i have written down what i feel abt masturbation and frankly, thats what i feel...probably, when i started masturbating abt 6-7 yrs back, i might have had a much greater feeling but now after doing it for so many yrs, i dont have that kinda feeling...anyway, if u had a better feeling doing it, well, go ahead and let us know..i am sure all the people in here would love to know abt it....

well...if u think ur cringing or ur bad comments are going to make me stop, well...i am sorry that it is not...i will keep writing what i feel....thats what this blog is for...if i am going to keep things to myself, i would not have started this blog in the first place....so what i write will include happiness, sadness, sex, tears etc....of course, u have a choice of reading it or not reading it....

so keep ur comments coming, people....i will take all the support and criticism that u can give ....
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
well...if u think ur cringing or ur bad comments are going to make me stop


If you continue with this nonsense, you will find that the comments will eventually stop, rendering you a cyberbator as well as a masterbator..that is talking to yourself.
Grow up young girl/guy... we really dont care about your sex life or who you share it with, even if its yourself!
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
when i started masturbating abt 6-7 yrs


so, you started when you were what? 8? Because you sound 15 too me! Did you find daddy's stash of dirty books? Been reading a little too much have you?
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

well...if u think ur cringing or ur bad comments are going to make me stop, well...i am sorry that it is not...i will keep writing what i feel....thats what this blog is for

Go ahead, just don't expect people to read or comment or find your blog 'interesting'.  Pretty soon the novelty will wear off and people will tire of hearing the same old tune.

Take a look at what you've written thus far; look at the common theme:  masturbation, breasts, sex, masturbation.

*yawn*...what else ya got?

 

Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top
*yawn*...what else ya got?


OMG dharma... do you really want an answer to that?
Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

OMG dharma... do you really want an answer to that?


Sure...bring it on, I say!!

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top
well, i guess out of 20 odd articles that i have written, only 4-5 have masturbation and sex in it....dont know how u can find a common theme as sex only when 5-6 articles out of 23 have it....
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
do u really wanna know myrrander??
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like a good sex fantasy story as well as the next girl (guy), the operative word being "good". Keep practicing, and learn some anatomy.