An Old Woman Feeding Her Cats

just not how you would expect

I recently heard a story of an old woman. She had several cats. How many, I do not recall exactly.
One day the old woman was doing her everyday activities when she had astroke. Of course there was nothing she could do. She passed out. As she lie there her cats and one dog begin starving because the woman couldn't feed them. Of course being that they are cats, one of the most fowl creatures on the planet, the little animals, not including the dog, begin to try and eat the woman. The cats actually draw blod and eat tiny parts of her body.

Well, you know a cat can't just be satisfied with what it has. The felines turn and start attacking the dog, again trying to find some food. And once again they are quite successful actually. The cats team up on the poor animal and as they try to eat it nearly kill it.

The cops eventually find the woman lieing on her floor with bite marks, scars, from the cats. The dog is too badly damaged to save so they have to put it to sleep and the only thing with the cats is that they are slightly slimmer than usual.

That's the way this old woman proved how kind she was by feeding her animals, well, maybe just her cats, even when she is incapable of controling her own body. That's what I call a loving woman right there.

I hope this has enlightened you and may all of my future articles do the same.

Merry December 22 to all and to all a good night!
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Reply #1 Top
I would have killed those cats! GCJ
Reply #2 Top
You know how I said I like to create problems with people? Well, maybe you don't, but I want to see if someone will get mad at me for this.
If I just made little pointless replies to increase my points. I mean there isn't anything telling us what the points are for so I guess it doesn't really matter. Brad if you're reading this please just tell me what the points are for... anybody, please. It's driving me even crazier.
Capt. over and out!
Reply #3 Top
ok. that reply took me from 52 to 49. what will this one do? maybe 48 or if i'm really lucky i could even get to 47. let's see shall we?
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Reply #4 Top
oh. 48. ok. i'm done for now.
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Reply #5 Top
guess what? i'm 40th now. maybe when i post this one i'll be 39 but who knows. for now i'm 40. maybe one day i'll be caught up with the big "names" here. i'm coming for you! lol
Reply #6 Top
today, i am 37th. thank you
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Reply #7 Top
And now 38.
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Reply #8 Top
For some reason I'm still 37th even after a whole day of people blogging and stuff. I guess I'm just good like that.
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Reply #9 Top
that was short lived. i'm back to 39th now.
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Reply #10 Top
and now... 37 again! oh yeah. this is getting old really fast.
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Reply #11 Top
Well, now I'm 41st. I'm not liking this. I need to think of something to talk about that's worth talking about soon.
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Reply #12 Top
45. Oh...Yeah!...
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Reply #13 Top
Hey everyone. I'm back to updating you on my current rankings. Now I am 48th.

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Reply #14 Top
Today, I can calmly say I've made it to 45.

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Reply #15 Top
I fully trust my pet squirels, if i had a stroke I don't think they would eat me, but if they did I guess maybe it could be considered an honour?
As for the conversation your having with yourself, way to go! I can't think of anything that brightens my day more then having a converstion with myself. I guess its weird but it happens. Talking to inanimate objects is also fun, but thier replies are not quite as interesting.
I do not really know my rating thing.
Reply #16 Top
You know, I really thought I was the only one who held long conversations with inanimate objects. I find their replies to be quite interesting. Maybe not as interesting as , say, a friendly chipmunk, but interesting nonetheless.

As for those cats, I say good for them. The old lady was probably feeding them discount cat food. They were just getting even.
Reply #17 Top
I'm glad you guys understand my situation here. I find if no one else will talk to me than why not talk to myself and plus, i can't remember what rankings i've had without writing them down so...

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Reply #18 Top
Talking to chipmunks is pretty cool, but squirels are the number one animal to have conversations with. Discount food is the coolest though! I mean it would be awesome if she was feeding them Wal-Mart food! I have no idea why the terrible critters ate her they would be getting suberb nutrion! Captian, you think no one will talk to you! try writing a story and haveing zero replies from anyone but yourself and your captian! lol. anyways I like this blog here, its hidden and only "cool" people use it!

Aunt Jamima

P.S. I like the saying "10-4 roger that!" maybe i'll use it sometime
Reply #19 Top
Personally, I find squirrels to be a bit nutty.

10-4
Reply #20 Top
Yeah, well maybe MasonM here should go check out the ol' "The Wizard Of Oz" article. What do you say? Could you help a struggling comrad out? It will really help me in with my points but it will help TWO of the crazy llama's self-confidence.

Ten-Four Roger that!

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Reply #21 Top
Squirrels are awesome!!! who cares if they are nutty! and I must say you should read the article entitled "The Wizard of Oz" the author did an exceptional job!

Aunt Jamima

10-4 !
Reply #22 Top
Yes she did. I quite enjoyed reading it.

Anyways. I'm 36th now. Don't worry, I'm still looking to catch a lot of people around here. I'm not stopping here.

I wonder why Peter hasn't been acting like himself lately... hmmm.... Oh, well.

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Reply #23 Top
You think Petey has been acting differently? I feel that way also. I have noticed his *cough* wonderful pieces of writing are becoming less imaginative, and are recieving less replies.

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Reply #24 Top
Yeah, that's what I've been noting too. I think we should have a talk with him. What do you think?

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Reply #25 Top
Hey, I just realized I haven't updated you guys in a while. I'm 23rd now. definitely the best I've done. I'm pretty sure that puts me 7 ranks behind SPM. Well, if you look at the site rankings I'm only 30 something. Still pretty good for me.

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