My Thoughts on Voting for a President....

Summed up in a simple sentence...

I believe voting for a president can be summed up by this simple comparision I thought up today...

"Voting for a candidate is like choosing a prison cell, you may like one better than the others but you'll still get f*cked in the ass."

Well, that's my thoughts on the situation for now....

Cheers,
~Zoo
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Reply #1 Top
Ah brutal and homoerotic in a tidy little package. Insightful!
Reply #2 Top
Indeed very insightful!
Reply #4 Top
Isn't that true!

~carebear~
Reply #5 Top
Insightful is the word you are looking for. You got mine!
Reply #6 Top
I cannot IMAGINE how that thought process played out. I don't think I've seen it worded any better though!
Reply #7 Top
The fact that you're getting insightfuls from both sides of the aisle means that us "average joes" are pretty pissed off about our choices.

Oh yeah,

*insightful*
Reply #8 Top
This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!
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This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!


I think its time you grew some balls and reveal a name, also lighten the hell up. This election is not more important than any other so don't get your panties in a wad....

Have a nice day you little c*cksucker,
~Zoo
Reply #10 Top
This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!


Anonymous flamers make *ME* sick. And I rather liked the article.
Reply #11 Top
Ah, someone appreciates political metaphors.....thanks Myrrander.

~Zoo
Reply #12 Top
*ahem*

Well, you know, I kinda have a problem with the ways we accept/promote/trivialize the function of male rape in our prisons, but there is a time and place for every issue (and this probably isn't the time or place for this one).

Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.

Reply #13 Top
Zoo . . . very nice.

Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.


!!! That's freaking hilarious, Bungy!
Reply #15 Top
coffee . . . that's what I need right now . . .
Reply #16 Top
True, but I would prefer a soft screw than Bush's broom handle.
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Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.


OH MY! Zoo, you have met your match.
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OH MY! Zoo, you have met your match.


I believe I have......Good show Bungy!

~Zoo
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bleh, politicts are just a pain in the royal rear period.
no two people can agree on one thing, everybody is getting high, and the president cheats on his wife for monica lowinsky(sp?)
wait, thats not politicts....
~Liv
Reply #20 Top
yikes zoo, how did I miss this the first time around.

btw a tube of ky jelly will help ease the pain.
bahahahahahah