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Zoologist03
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My Thoughts on Voting for a President....

Summed up in a simple sentence...

October 18, 2004 8:06:17 PM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums
I believe voting for a president can be summed up by this simple comparision I thought up today...

"Voting for a candidate is like choosing a prison cell, you may like one better than the others but you'll still get f*cked in the ass."

Well, that's my thoughts on the situation for now....

Cheers,
~Zoo
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Reply #1 October 18, 2004 8:46:44 PM
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Ah brutal and homoerotic in a tidy little package. Insightful!
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Reply #2 October 18, 2004 8:48:42 PM
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Indeed very insightful!
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Reply #3 October 18, 2004 8:56:31 PM
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a um... interesting way to put it
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Reply #4 October 18, 2004 9:31:50 PM
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Isn't that true!

~carebear~
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Reply #5 October 18, 2004 9:45:40 PM
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Insightful is the word you are looking for. You got mine!
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Reply #6 October 19, 2004 5:08:04 PM
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I cannot IMAGINE how that thought process played out. I don't think I've seen it worded any better though!
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Reply #7 October 19, 2004 5:10:00 PM
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The fact that you're getting insightfuls from both sides of the aisle means that us "average joes" are pretty pissed off about our choices.

Oh yeah,

*insightful*
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Reply #8 October 19, 2004 10:25:59 PM
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This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!
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Reply #9 October 19, 2004 10:37:05 PM
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This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!


I think its time you grew some balls and reveal a name, also lighten the hell up. This election is not more important than any other so don't get your panties in a wad....

Have a nice day you little c*cksucker,
~Zoo
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Reply #10 October 19, 2004 10:48:21 PM
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This article makes me sick. You should be ashamed of your self for making such a mockry out of an important election. I think it's time someone f*cked you up the ass, b*tch!


Anonymous flamers make *ME* sick. And I rather liked the article.
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Reply #11 October 19, 2004 10:51:45 PM
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Ah, someone appreciates political metaphors.....thanks Myrrander.

~Zoo
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Reply #12 October 19, 2004 11:05:20 PM
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*ahem*

Well, you know, I kinda have a problem with the ways we accept/promote/trivialize the function of male rape in our prisons, but there is a time and place for every issue (and this probably isn't the time or place for this one).

Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.

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Reply #13 October 20, 2004 1:06:43 AM
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Zoo . . . very nice.

Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.


!!! That's freaking hilarious, Bungy!
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Reply #14 October 20, 2004 1:07:43 AM
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kind enough to use lube


You made me choke on my coffee! hahahahahahahahahaa
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Reply #15 October 20, 2004 1:08:43 AM
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coffee . . . that's what I need right now . . .
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Reply #16 October 20, 2004 1:11:37 AM
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True, but I would prefer a soft screw than Bush's broom handle.
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Reply #17 October 21, 2004 11:08:48 PM
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Your point is we are f**ked either way. So I guess it comes down to who will be the kinder, gentler f**k. That, and who will be kind enough to use lube. I gotta admit, my ass is kinda sore after four years of hard incursions into unfriendly territories. I'm kind of thinking something that flips and flops would be a little less painful.


OH MY! Zoo, you have met your match.
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Reply #18 October 22, 2004 1:30:31 PM
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OH MY! Zoo, you have met your match.


I believe I have......Good show Bungy!

~Zoo
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Reply #19 October 5, 2005 9:10:25 PM
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bleh, politicts are just a pain in the royal rear period.
no two people can agree on one thing, everybody is getting high, and the president cheats on his wife for monica lowinsky(sp?)
wait, thats not politicts....
~Liv
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Reply #20 October 5, 2005 9:16:35 PM
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yikes zoo, how did I miss this the first time around.

btw a tube of ky jelly will help ease the pain.
bahahahahahah
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