When Idiots Blog

Or How to Screw Up Your First Blog

:SNIFF!:

I always wondered why otherwise sentient life forms would subject themselves to (well deserved) public ridicule by succumbing to the seemingly innocent temptation to "Create Your Own Blog For Free Here".  Somehow I think it is related to the passé phenomenon of CB radios where normally modest people would say the dumbest things when you stuck a CB radio microphone in their hands.  They (I) transformed into some unrecognizable persona seemingly oblivious to the fact that the entire world can (and is) listening to every stupid thing they say.

 

So went my first foray into blogging.  It seemed so simple.  I can handle this.  Why not give it a try.  I've written web pages and worked with computers, what could go wrong??

 

What could go wrong is to proudly produce a table that includes a ton of hyperlinks for the browsing pleasure of anyone that stopped by.  Who figured anyone would actually look?  Of course it would have been nicer if, when some did, that the elaborately crafted set of links actually WORKED, which they didn't.

 

So, now I've repaired those nasty little links that did not work before. I have carefully plucked one by one from my soft hide the well deserved darts, tossed by those that did drop by, deriding (as I probably would have, were I inclined to sarcasm or satire) my totally useless table of links.

So, do I do what any sane person would do in this situation, delete this entire mess and disappear back into blissful anonymity?  Noooooo. I write another entry to this Blog explaining publicly what a complete idiot I am for not having done what even the most computer illiterate simpleton probably would have done:  CLICK ON YOUR OWN LINKS, STUPID, AND SEE IF THEY WORK BEFORE YOU HIT THE SUBMIT BUTTON. (Spell check doesn't hurt either.)

I should have stuck to CB radios.  At least your stupidity was evident only to other CB'ers within a radius less than 5 miles. 

Until next time!

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That's why I run my own blog using Wordpress, and just found a nifty little BrokenLink checker plugin. Checks all my links for me and notifies me which ones are broken.

/me goes to check for broken links
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Thanks for the advice, Bebi. I should have know better anyway!

 

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At least your stupidity was evident only to other CB'ers within a radius less than 5 miles.


Not me,I had a 500 watt kicker and a beam antenna. I could get stupid across several states. ;p I even talked across the pond a few times.
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I could get stupid across several states.


I heard that. Ive been stupid across 48 states and 3 in canada. dont even start me on my internet stupidity Ive gone Global.. :d 
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Isn't 'idiot blogger' an exercise in redundancy?....;)
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Isn't 'idiot blogger' an exercise in redundancy?



yes but so is telling my teenager to do his chores.. and yet I still do it many many times a day.. :SNIFF!:  :SNIFF!: 
Reply #8 Top
keep blogging, you're fun to read!!


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dont even start me on my internet stupidity Ive gone Global..


Never bothered with CB radios... but I sure as hell got to be a court jester on the WWW in a awful hurry, even on dial-up. :LOL:
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but I sure as hell got to be a court jester on the WWW in a awful hurry, even on dial-up.


welcome to the club my brother :)
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My callsign on CB was 'Superskate' [was driving a Spitfire at the time]....aerial was taller than the car was long....almost...9ft ss whip....;)
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When Idiots Blog


I'm not just the rpesident, I am also a client.

 

Charlescs <----- Stupidity at it's finest.

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.aerial was taller than the car was long....almost...9ft ss whip..


I had a 102" whip on the roof of my truck for awhile.My ex removed it,not with a wrench, but by driving to to the top of a four story parking garage! I wasn't welcome at several gas stations with low canopies after taking out 1/2 dozen light bulbs. :LOL:
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welcome to the club my brother


Yup...Court Jesters of the WWW... tho my missus reckons I don't need the internet to be a clown. ;p

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tho my missus reckons I don't need the internet to be a clown.



I heard that,  My MRS. alwats says I'm her Oldest child..LOL
 :LOL:
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My MRS. always says I'm her Oldest child..LOL


... and still need breast feeding???? :d

Hehe... and they wonder why some of us never grow up. :LOL:
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and they wonder why some of us never grow up.


 ;)