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Home Depot Scam!

Home Depot Scam!

Guys....Be very cerful!

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one really caught me by surprise.

 
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

 
Here's how the scam works: 

 
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look!

 
Well....when you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

 
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th, 29th. Also April 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

 
So tell your friends to be careful.
 
p.s.   Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each! 
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Reply #51 Top
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Way too funny you guys!


Glad you got a chuckle Keila! :D :LOL:
Reply #52 Top
I found 'em YEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!........Trawled around the same 15 Home Depots as before.......And at about 3.30pm this afternoon.....there they were!!!!!! So I walked past them - trying to not look interested - and one of the girls glanced at me and smiled and said "Hey, big boy we'll clean your Mini for you". My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story short, I got 'rumbled' when 17 of those cheapy walmart wallets fell out of my jacket!!! Still, nevermind the girls were a laugh and we talked for a while and they kept mentioning a guy who they called 'The Tabbed Doc'..........I wonder who that might be????????????  :NOTSURE: 
Reply #53 Top
went to home depot and actually saw po's ladies of the "twilight zone" there .. ohh the mental anguish.. the horror... :LOL: 
Reply #54 Top
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: @Leo & HG!
Reply #55 Top
My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story short


Shorter? :LOL:
Reply #56 Top
My first thought was - 'I've got a VW, what's she talking about?' - but then I realised what she was refering too!!!!!!!.......Anyway, to cut a long story shortShorter?


 :LOL:  :LOL: 

Reply #57 Top
Tell ya what Giz, we don't have a Home Depot in my area so I went to our local hardware store - been there 90 years or so, as have the owner and his twin sisters (born out the back during the Great War) - told him your story and asked if he had a couple of sexy women who'd like to come out and polish my walker...

Next thing the twin sisters come out in skimpy bikinis and proceeded to polish 'things'...

Now I know why really, really old farts have to take Viagra to get the wrinkles out... all of a sudden I was a tortoise. :LOL:

Anyway, to cut a short story even shorter... they took my wallet and wrote down my address, handed it back (cash intact) and said that they'd pop around later for a little three-way action.
Reply #58 Top
:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
Reply #59 Top
This is for the Mechanical Banana comment our fearles zubaz wearing resident made on another thread... :LOL: 

Reply #60 Top
This is for the Mechanical Banana comment our fearles zubaz wearing resident made on another thread...


:LOL:

:LOL:

but you forgot the stardock earring. :d
Reply #61 Top
 :LOL: 
but you forgot the stardock earring.


I didn't want to ruin the picture.
Reply #62 Top
:LOL:
Reply #63 Top
home depot here i come :CONGRAT: for 2.99 buy 1 they can have the empty one
Reply #64 Top
This is for the Mechanical Banana comment our fearles zubaz wearing resident made on another thread.

I'd watch yourself next Troll Thumping Day . . accidents happen. 
Reply #65 Top
I'd watch yourself next Troll Thumping Day . . accidents happen.


Are you threatening me...MODERATOR, oh MODERATOR, this sumbit...wait a minute... ;p 
Reply #66 Top
now that thur wuz funni  :LOL: 
Reply #67 Top
Are you threatening me...MODERATOR, oh MODERATOR, this sumbit...wait a minute.














Reply #68 Top
I didn't want to ruin the picture.


... what, of the earring?? :LOL:
Reply #69 Top
You should come to the Home Depot by my house. You think YOU got it bad?!

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- not that the rest of the picture isn't horrible, but those jean shorts are just wrong in so many ways - hold on... some green pea soup just shot out of my mouth.... that picture just causes massive stomach upset, heck I don't even remember eating green pea soup - just horrible!!!  X-( 
Reply #70 Top
heck I don't even remember eating green pea soup


Neither did Linda Blair! Hey, unclerob, mebbe you should oughta go see an exorcist. ;)
Reply #71 Top
I didn't want to ruin the picture.


Uh, too late!

 :p 
Reply #72 Top
I'd watch yourself next Troll Thumping Day . . accidents happen.


I don't know whats worse...the pants or the mullet. :LOL:
Reply #73 Top
I don't know whats worse...the pants or the mullet.


... aaaand that hairy gut! P'raps Mrs Zubaz oughta attack it wiv some of her bikini-line wax stuff. OUCH!!!! :d
Reply #74 Top
HATE HATE HATE
Reply #75 Top
HATE HATE HATE


Aw c'mon Zubs, you know you luv all the attention from all of us wot luvs you too. :)