HAPTORK fallen in love .....

well ... another skinner fallen in love (like all)  :LOL:  .........................haptork asking me from many days some suggestions .... coz this is his first time ...... so i think to open a thread .... and let experts to give some tips to new faller ...  :LOL:  :LOL:  .................................................*HAPTORK dont know about this thread ...
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Run away!!!
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After 31 years of marrage. I only have one thing to say.......RUNNNNN
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The fun part about kids is making 'em!

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Make the best of it but when she tries to put your golf clubs in storage you better let her know the rules!

Give and take...give and take....give and take...give and take....give and take...give and take....give and take...give and take....give and take... Die happily married. :)
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Oh yeah, and be afraid, be very, very afraid!

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Oh Gosh! Saarge I'll kill you.
Actually, I just saw a girl passing by a street, I donk know anything about her. She passes by from that street daily at 5 o'clock and I just see her. I feel shy to talk to her cause I'm just another stranger to her. So I shared this with Saarge and have been asking him how should I start since two weeks. I dont think I will ever get the courage to talk to her but who knows?
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How noodle u r ...  :LOL:  :LOL: 
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After 31 years of marrage. I only have one thing to say.......RUNNNNN


one failed expert  :LOL:  :LOL: 
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Go talk to her! Just tell her that you noticed her passing by every day and was wondering if you could take her out, or meet her for coffee, or something like that. Don't think about it, just DO it!
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Just remember.... If you saw it in a movie, chances are it won't work in real life :LOL:
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Actually, I just saw a girl passing by a street, I donk know anything about her. She passes by from that street daily at 5 o'clock and I just see her. I feel shy to talk to her cause I'm just another stranger to her. So I shared this with Saarge and have been asking him how should I start since two weeks. I dont think I will ever get the courage to talk to her but who knows?


"I'm sorry, but you pass by here and I see you every day and I just had to meet you! Please tell me, what is your name?"

Start there (make certain there are no horns growing out of your forehead)! Make sure she does all the talking and listen to everything she has to say.

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Marriage is a womans institution...men have no business getting into it. Think about it...women buy the dress...men have to rent a tux. Why is there a best man? Shouldn't she be wanting to marry him? One day your single and happy...the next day you wake up and...OMG! What have I done!? :LOL:
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"I'm sorry, but you pass by here and I see you every day and I just had to meet you! Please tell me, what is your name?"


and give her a flower. :)
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Go talk to her! Just tell her that you noticed her passing by every day and was wondering if you could take her out, or meet her for coffee, or something like that. Don't think about it, just DO it!


Embarrassment will pass quickly but regret will not. Nothing chanced....nothing gained.
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HAPTORK dont know about this thread ...


Oops, don't look now.  :LOL: 

How noodle u r ...


Is that a reference to............no couldn't be.  :SURPRISED: 
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*SLAPS HAPTORK ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD*.....will you go and talk to the girl?...dont worry if you feel like an idiot...if you never talk to her, you will never know if she is 'the one' ....and you are meant to be, she will like you to and well.....the rest will be history.... but if she thinks yr nuts.....well then she isnt for you......

......good luck!!.......luv is so sweet, i cant think how many times i wish i could meet my fiance for the first time again and again........love is so cute.....*sigh*

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.....just out of interest, ill tell you my story, when i first layed my eyes on my fiance ....i thought that he was too good for me... ect...but i managed to spit out 'hello' whenever i saw him, one day i was buying groceries and i noticed he was looking at me, so i thought i 'had a chance' and that night i went to his house to ask if he had an internet connection........ he didnt have one, and lets just say i had breakfast the next day with him.........LOL


so there ya go, if you guts it out and take a chance.....stuff happens....!!
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I was once advised to look for a VERY wealthy woman with one foot in the grave and... er, the other on a banana skin. As usual, I ignored it and went my own way... ended up with a bankrupt woman and plain ugly.... OOPS, a plain jane, and once the ring was on her finger she said that her only prospect was me.

"Oh dear," I thought, "we're stuffed!"

That was almost 35 years ago... hehe, now I'm thinking that one-way fare I gave her was the best investment I ever made. Now I got me a fantastic missus... she's broke, just like me, and reckons that she's no oil painting, but we got love, trust, respect and honesty, and with that, everything else takes care of itself.

Oh, and Haptork, while she will be interested in you, what you do for a living and etc, only allow 'you' to take up 000.1% of the conversation.... cos she's female and therefore a much more complex creature who needs to tell you everything about her day; her childhood; her clothes; her makeup; her likes and dislikes; all her fave things; the foods she prefers; the music and movies, actors and singers she admires... and eventually, everything blokes do to piss her off....

Sadly, that always comes last.... so by the time you've heard it all, you've already put yer foot in it, hehe. :LOL:
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Love is patience. And women appreciate kindness and sincerity.

If she is walking in one direction at a certain time, arrange to walk in the other so you pass. Smile and say 'morning' (or whatever time of day). If she just looks, you have an answer, if she smiles, do the same again - but wait a few days (the patience bit). Soon, without realizing it you will feel comfortable and can say things like 'hello again'. Soon you can stop her and have a conversation.

Remenber: if she says no, it's not that bad, just be polite and move on (you never know what the future may hold). If she says yes, you have a new friend.

THE LOVE DOCTOR HAS SPOKEN...
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......... no wonder everyone falls in love with the vulcan......... ;) 
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Man, just talk to her, bro! There is something worse than no, Haptork.....and that is not knowing at all.

No one ever met THE ONE by running away!!!!! ;)
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........ no wonder everyone falls in love with the vulcan........
Is it time for Pon farr already?    :SURPRISED:
/me hides his women
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No one ever met THE ONE by running away!!!
I ran away from my wife at first . . but she hunted me down.  And now we are living happily ever after.
/me waits for his wife to approve this message before posting it.  ;)
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Remember: if she says no, it's not that bad, just be polite and move on (you never know what the future may hold). If she says yes, you have a new friend.


I must say this is were people go wrong. if she says no at first no big deal. Keep on walking by here every day with a smile and a hello. Before you know it she will be saying hello to you. thats when you get your second chance. Persistence and Patients will give a second chance almost all the time.

No one ever met THE ONE by running away!!!
I ran away from my wife at first . . but she hunted me down. And now we are living happily ever after


The second chance. Proof