Insuring against Loss

They decide how much coverage the client should receive, how much they should pay for it, or whether to even accept the risk and insure them.

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Φαίνεται όλα τα ελληνικά σε με, Jafo!!  ;) 

Looks greek to me ... heh !
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Life is full of mysteries - consider this one of them...
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Looks like a failed attempt at spamming some insurance company ;) ;)
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 X-( 
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wow this is some hard to come by indider info! thx...... or?
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On another note...I tried miller Chill for the first time today and it's not that bad. I won't buy it again but it's not that bad...............
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What's that!?! Broccoli?! I won't eat it! AAAAHHHH!!
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My shoes untied.....be back in a moment.....?....
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2 outta 3 ain't bad

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I lost interest entirely... damned insurance company wouldn't insure against that...

.... and like the movie/pop stars who insure body parts for huge sums, I tried to insure my pecker for 5 mill ;p ... but OPA (Oz Pensioners Assurance) refused cover, saying it don't work anymore, anyhow. :d :LOL:
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I tried to insure my pecker for 5 mill ... but OPA (Oz Pensioners Assurance) refused cover, saying it don't work anymore, anyhow.


ROFL @ starkers !!!  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL:  :LOL: 

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ROFL @ starkers !!!


Yeah... I also went to Social Security to see if I could get unemployment benefits for it, but being a typical gov't dep't, they said I would have to prove it was out of work before payment could be approved.

Damned bureaucratic red tape... they say I gotta get a 'separation certificate' from its previous employer. ;p
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'separation certificate' from its previous employer.


If you ask her nice, maybe she'll separate it for you.
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If you ask her nice, maybe she'll separate it for you.


Nah...don't want it separated!! Wouldn't get him unemployment benefits that way...

But there again - if I asked her real nice like - maybe she'd put on the separation certificate that he was fired for not working very well at all (retired as dysfunctional) and I could see if it qualifies for a disability pension. :d
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NOT FAIR!!! Typical bureaucratic dirty tactics!!!

Yup, in its bid to deny payment, Social Security sent out this provocatively dressed young woman - showing lots of cleavage and making rather suggestive movements/facial expressions - and soon thereafter, pecker's application for a disability pension was blown right out of the water.

Apparently one has to have a 95% disability to qualify for payment... so when she asked: "Didn't your mother ever tell you it was rude to point???", I knew pecker wouldn't be getting any disability pension or associated benefits/concessions.

I protested/argued on pecker's behalf, that it was just an involuntary nervous tic (plus citing medical evidence of arthritis, lumbago, sciatica, persistent indigestion and manic depression after missing out on a relationship with Angelina Jolie) but she was completely unmoved... citing section 4; paragraph 2; part C; sub-section 4a of the Social Security ACT, which says: "Where there's life there's hope, and where there's hope there's life; Social Security does not pay applicants if they have ANY hope at all."

Damn... knew I shoulda got that 5 mill cover back when were still lads. :d