News: TALES OF FREEDOM joins UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS

Yeah, I know it’s pretty unexpected but reasonable enough: we are proud to inform you that soldiers of the TALES of FREEDOM resistance are joining the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS empire ! The UNITED empire is young and fresh and does not lack of “constructive” imagination, right guys? The most important aspect of this action is generated by the fact that the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS shares pretty the same ideology like we do: “An age of Peace, Exploration, Freedom, and Galactic stability” (how nice…sniff…sniff…) The job of our people does not change at all, we will simply continue the war against evil creatures, orcs...and kitties. United we are definitively much stronger and won’t stop fighting. A little PS for the fans: this does not mean Tales of Freedom is dead ! Our godness KIRA has been set free from the claws of evils and as you can see she is now the new beloved leader of the remaining resistance. The truth is that our galaxy is in trouble and everywhere you can only see slavery and murder. The Kzinti empire has gone too far and the Tyranny of Evil is hmmmm too evil? So, watch out there, this time we will massacre some flesh, Muuuuhhhhaaaaaahhh :CONGRAT: Thanks for your support guys and lets all join the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS !
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We look forward to eating....hrrrr, I mean meeting you in battle! ;)

Kzinti empire2.JPG Sentient species taste better...
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Ah, yes. A wise choice to abandon the old empire and seek shelter among the powerful. ;)

The shattered soul of Kira was most tempting, but I left her intact so she could return to you whole.

Relegating her to lead the abandoned empire is a most evil and refreshing deed. I'm proud to honor the name of Loups as a true brother in evil.  :CONGRAT: 
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Allies are for the weak. As the saying goes

"you should only make allies for two reasons. One, they offer you something you can only get from them. The second reason is if you cant beat them, then join them. If you make allyes just to protect your self, then you should never be a empire. If cant defend your self without alys then you are weak."
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Allies are for the weak. As the saying goes"you should only make allies for two reasons. One, they offer you something you can only get from them. The second reason is if you cant beat them, then join them. If you make allyes just to protect your self, then you should never be a empire. If cant defend your self without alys then you are weak."


In fact you ally to get stronger, which automatically benefits for the allies in many ways...and this is what we did.
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The shattered soul of Kira was most tempting, but I left her intact so she could return to you whole.


...You must admit Motti that she has courage. She is sweet but has sometimes some bad temper and some of your attendants are even happy to return to their quite lives…hmmm…reminds me of Jeanne d’Arc

Relegating her to lead the abandoned empire is a most evil and refreshing deed. I'm proud to honor the name of Loups as a true brother in evil.


;)
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Allies are for the weak. As the saying goes"you should only make allies for two reasons. One, they offer you something you can only get from them. The second reason is if you cant beat them, then join them. If you make allyes just to protect your self, then you should never be a empire. If cant defend your self without alys then you are weak."



ok if allyes are for the weak howcome the party with the most allyes win.
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(Shrugs)

I just fight my fights i never try to understand them.
Reply #8 Top
but humans fight, study and find new way to do war.
Reply #9 Top
you over think it. war is simple
Reply #10 Top
simple to start yes . simple to do and win... no
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if you think about it yes... there is 1 tactic that is always ignored. SWARM.

simple, not tecnical thougth and 70% of the time it works.
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like Blitzkrieg. that worked for the gemans but you got to papare a big army to pull that off but even after awhill it dosent work, becase your forces become to thine.
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only insectoid races and those races whom can replace their units easy. Like the Zerg, Underlings, Hydrogue, Faros, Mantis and more. Mantis are probably the most well established though.
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The Kzinti empire has just sent an assault fleet to your homeworld. Enjoy the sight of it, because it's the last thing you'll see! *evil laugh* ;) 



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Can I watch it? PLEASE... wait... Why am I asking permission. Stuff you I'm Watching, it's within my claws grasp.
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you can see that on youtube.
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lol, yup sure can
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The Kzinti empire has just sent an assault fleet to your homeworld. Enjoy the sight of it, because it's the last thing you'll see! *evil laugh*  


Impressive, but the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS is ready to welcome it first with some eggs and tomato throwing.. :LOL: ..and then with our most impressive defenses (who's pictures won't show up on this post...sorry its top secret)
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Impressive, but the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS is ready to welcome it first with some eggs and tomato throwing.. ..and then with our most impressive defenses (who's pictures won't show up on this post...sorry its top secret)


... Should I be afraid coz i'm right in-between the fight.
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no you are not the tagate the outher pepole are.
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The Kzinti empire has just sent an assault fleet to your homeworld. Enjoy the sight of it, because it's the last thing you'll see! *evil laugh*



Impressive, but the UNITED CONFEDERATION OF PLANETS is ready to welcome it first with some eggs and tomato throwing..  :LOL:  ..and then with our most impressive defenses (who's pictures won't show up on this post...sorry its top secret)



We'd best stay clear. Those humans are loading biological projectiles into their mass drivers. Not a pretty sight, as I remember from a similar encounter. It took almost a week to wash and wax the Mean Machine after that.

Muttley! Evasive manuevers! ... Muttley! ... I said evasive manuevers! (#@$% dog!)

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Those humans are loading biological projectiles into their mass drivers. Not a pretty sight, as I remember from a similar encounter. It took almost a week to wash and wax the Mean Machine after that.

Yup, nothing like getting hit broadside by cow testicles doing Mach 5 to put some serious stains in the paint job!!  :LOL: 



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not to meantion the cleaners really don't like cleaning rotten cow of the side of your ships.