An Important Message From the Prime Minister
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Several weeks ago I composed a victory speech for John Howard, when it looked like he would win. It seems appropriate to post it now. I include how the audience reaction would have played out should he have chosen to adopt my speech. But look, I may be indulging in a little hyperbole (exaggeration) here, or maybe I’m not. Take it how you want to take it. Except FishHead. I want you to be outraged, FishHead and yell abuse at me. Fire up Fishboy!
This speech is what John Howard would have said if he were going to fulfill the Defence Chiefs’ demands for truth in Government. Once again, John lied his way to victory. I must say that as a student of rhetoric, I have great admiration for him. He is as brilliantly manipulative as Goebbles. (FishHead, are you crafting that delightful response yet? We all sit here eager with anticipation.).
“My fellow Australians of British descent
This speech is what John Howard would have said if he were going to fulfill the Defence Chiefs’ demands for truth in Government. Once again, John lied his way to victory. I must say that as a student of rhetoric, I have great admiration for him. He is as brilliantly manipulative as Goebbles. (FishHead, are you crafting that delightful response yet? We all sit here eager with anticipation.).
“My fellow Australians of British descent