The heinous Pervy McPervington.

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Yeah, man.  Rant on.

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18 Apr 2008.  11:42am.

As much as I missed my Mediterranean, I'll tell you what I didn't miss -

Pervy McPervington.

Perhaps my repeated use of this nickname for him is childish and rude, but it fits him on both levels so well:

  1. He's childish and rude, so turnabout is the fairest kind of play; and
  2. He's a total, one-hundred-per-cent pervert.

After a week away from him, I started to rationalize away the odious feelings I have for him.  I thought, maybe I'm just seeing him as annoying.  Perhaps he's okay after all.

How wrong can a person be?

Is it like a scale from one to one hundred?  Is it a semicircle of 180 degrees from 'right' to 'wrong'?

Or is it like an exponentially increasing integer that always approaches infinity?

I think it's the last one, and that's about how wrong I was.

He's as annoying as he ever was, and then some.  As I'm trying to sleep after my restless journey back from Madrid, for example, what does he start listening to at full blast?

RICK ASTLEY.

Now that's a murder-able offense in and of itself, but I was so tired.  So very, very tired.

That, and he says stuff in annoying, high voices for no reason.  He'll be sitting on his bed playing a pirated game on his computer and I'll hear him bellow out 'Propera parada!'  Or every night as I get ready for bed, he whines, 'Bedtime for Braeden . . .'

Guess what?  I know it's bedtime.  I'm the one who's putting on my pajamas, idiot.

It just makes me leave a lot more than I used to.  I roam the streets like a phantom.

Don't even get me going on the whole staying up until 4:30am watching the Jazz game streaming over the Internet, cackling like an old hag.

Arrrgh.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top


You were just a waste of sperm
They way you look
Makes my stomach turn
The way you think
Is no way at all

God you really think you have balls

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do

You walk around like a f***ing dick
And everytime you're near
You know I get real sick

You're so stupid
There's nothing in your head
God how I wish that you were dead

I hate you
Ain't it true
I hate you
And everything you do

Slayer covering Verbal Abuse, 'I Hate You'.

Not a Slayer fan, but the sentiment works. ;)
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

ha ha.  So you're not a big fan of the Rick roll?  My sister still loves Rick Astley but she lives in Ohio and I don't have to listen to it.  Tell him to invest in a set of headphones if he wants to survive. 

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Thanks for the commiseration, ladies.

Any chance of getting a different roomie? He makes my skin crawl. Bleh!


Nope, but it's only another month and a half. I can deal. I just go to my zen place.

So you're not a big fan of the Rick roll?


The fact that his music has not been erased from the public knowledge is a travesty to music worldwide.

At any rate - stay tuned after the weekend for a new story, this time involving . . .

A beautiful girl . . .

And a guitar.

The perfectly hot combination. :CONGRAT:
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top

You were pajamas?

:LOL:

Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top

Why can't I edit?

It should read..

YOU WEAR PAJAMAS?

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
YOU WEAR PAJAMAS?


Umm . . . it's a t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts.

But yes, I refer to them as my pajamas. (What can I say? At heart, I'm an old man.)
Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top

At heart, I'm an old man

You definitely have the patience of an old man. I'm surprised physical harm hasn't happen to Pervy especially at playing music full blast while you were trying to sleep. Rick Astley or not.

BTW .. I think Pervy likes you as his roommate. I heard him singing Never Gonna Give You Up.  :LOL:

Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Umm . . . it's a t-shirt and a pair of gym shorts.


hahahaha.

Ya didn't get it? See you post all this stuff about your weird room mate, mention in passing wearing pajamas...and I respond to the not pertinent information....almost like not reading/hearing the other stuff.

Imagine it dead pan.

Pfft...

It was really funny in my head. :p 
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
Ya didn't get it? See you post all this stuff about your weird room mate, mention in passing wearing pajamas...and I respond to the not pertinent information....almost like not reading/hearing the other stuff.


I kinda did the same thing when I was reading it. I was like, "Pervy is a dick", "Pervy is an ass" , "Pervy is a .. San Cho wears pajamas?" Like that what is all that mattered.  :p 
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Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
I kinda did the same thing when I was reading it. I was like, "Pervy is a dick", "Pervy is an ass" , "Pervy is a .. San Cho wears pajamas?" Like that what is all that mattered


HAHAHAHA

That's MUCH funnier....thanks...exactly what I was thinkin.
Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top

I would have thrown him out the window as soon as he started his Rick Astley torture.  Man, you have a lot of patience.  Make him walk the plank, arrrgghh... :)

Reply #13 from Stardock Forums Top

Your Pervy McPervington might make a good match with my Slutsky McSlutskerton...she's a gal I know of. ;)

Seriously, though, this guy sounds like a moron.  Hope you get plenty of opportunities to be away from him.

Reply #14 from Stardock Forums Top

Why dont you just kill the bastard and do the world a favor?  :)   (cast0r bean seeds work well, im told.)

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top
Your luck sounds like mine. Seems I always get stuck with the nimrod.
Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top

Woah, Rick Astley? That ain't so bad. It could be dropping a nuke.

Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything as bad as Rick Astley.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Seriously, though, I don't think there's anything as bad as Rick Astley.


You could start a band.


a good match with my Slutsky McSlutskerton


If he can't use her, I've got nothing better going on. :LOL:

You had me at "slut."

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Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think exchange programs breed people like Mr McPervington. There were a couple in my exchange as well. I've always thought they were like coathangers, with secret ways in the back of the cupboard, only in this case their mysterious propagation takes place in the seat behind you on the plane.
Reply #19 from Stardock Forums Top

only in this case their mysterious propagation takes place in the seat behind you on the plane.

 

Ugh...perish the thoughts!

 

If he can't use her, I've got nothing better going on. You had me at "slut."

 

LOL!  Oh Gene....you're killing me....hahahaha....

 

Even better than killing him Braeden, laxatives are good friends at times like these!...Of course...I hope the toilet is not close to or in the dorm...?