JUWC: Short and Sweet Attempt

6 Six words or more stories

from JoeUser Forums

As usual I’m late to the party, and as usual I’m breaking some of the rules, and as usual my stories are sucktacular. (Thanks for the word, SC)

 

 

Disgruntled matadors

Are tired of bullshit.

 

 

Sleepy King honoring medieval soldier,

Calls it a Knight.

 

 

Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke.

 

 

Lincoln was warned about an assassin’s bullet,

But it went in one ear and out the other.

 

 

Japanese chef in wheelchair

Can’t wok..

 

 

I would try a threesome,

But I don’t want to come between 2 people.

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
my stories are sucktacular


...and mine are craptastic! But good job on the short stuff UDig! Not bad a 'tall...  :CONGRAT: 
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Me likey. The wordplay is iconic . . .
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top

You have the widest repertoire of puns I have ever seen. :D

Nice wordweaving. :)

~Zoo

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top

Love 'em, mate, particularly:

 "Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke."

 

For this one alone, you are saved from the Jabberwock.

Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top

"Levee broke. Girlfriend left. Damn dyke."

HAHAHAHA

These are FIRST RATE UDig....Love them...how do you know so many puns?  Do you study them or sompin?  That's a gift!

Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

Roy,

But good job on the short stuff UDig! Not bad a 'tall...   

SC,

Me likey. The wordplay is iconic . . .
Thanks, guys.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top

Zoo,

You have the widest repertoire of puns I have ever seen.  

Thanks, Zoo I try. ;)

Mark,

Love 'em, mate, particularly:

 "Levee broke.

Girlfriend left.

Damn dyke."

 

 

For this one alone, you are saved from the Jabberwock.

 

Thanks, mate ... and thanks for sparing me from the Jabberwock. Being stuck on the roof of his mouth didn't sound fun. ;)

 

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top

Tova,

These are FIRST RATE UDig....Love them...how do you know so many puns?  Do you study them or sompin?  That's a gift!

Thanks. Ever since I was a kid I used puns. My poor mother. :)

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Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top

I would try a threesome,

But I don’t want to come between 2 people.

Priceless and precious! :LOL:

Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm playing catch up reading all the writing entries...I'm so lost! This was great though Chris...funny!
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top

Kelly,

Priceless and precious!  

 

Thanks. Just like me. :LOL:

 

 

Donna,

  I'm playing catch up reading all the writing entries...I'm so lost! This was great though Chris...funny!

 

Glad you liked it.

 

I don't think you're as lost as the time you thought all those avatars was from the same person. ;) :D