Bush Gets Facts From 'Secret' Internet: Prez Debate II

http://mccord.ourmemorybox.com/archives/2004/10/bush_internets_1.php
from JoeUser Forums
It seemed strange last night when Bush referred to the "internets", but he was enough better than the twitchy scowling face he showed the week before that I kind of forgot about it. Well, it turns out that he didn't misspeak. Bush has access to a separate better internet, one that reveals the truth about Iraq.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have to admit, I felt sorry for Sen Kerry only having access to one internet, rather than the internets that Pres Bush has access too.

, not a big deal, but it made my wife and I chuckle when he said that.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top

I'm sure Kerry is both appalled by the existence of multiple Internets and yet has publicly supported both of them.

Meanwhile, Al Gore claims credit for inventing them.

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Good one, blogic. Grasping at straws, of course, but cute and you're still crackin' me up.

You get my vote for John Stewart's replacement, but Bush gets my vote in the election.

Cheers,
Daiwa