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[WANG]WE ARE NICE GUYS AND WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

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[WANG]WE ARE NICE GUYS AND WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU

LEARN TO PLAY BY LOSING TO US

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[WANG](WE ARE NICE GUYS) IS A NEWLY FORMED COMPENTATIVE CLAN FOR THE GAME SINS OF A SOLAR EMPEROR
FORMED BY A TEAM OF WORLD CLASS SINS OF A SOLAR EMPEROR PLAYERS WITH MANY TOURNAMENT EXPERIENCE WE ARE NOT RECRUITING BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT NICE GUYS
INSTEAD WE WANT TO CHALLENGE EVERY SINGLE WANTTOBE AND NUBBIE FILLED CLAN OUT THERE SO THAT WE CAN GET BETTER WIN RECORDS AND SHOW YOU ALL HOW MUCH YOU HAVE TO LEARN FROM US

PLAY WITH THE BEST SO YOU CAN DIE LIKE THE REST
OMNIPOTENCE ITSELF DOES NOT MESS WITH [WANG]

YOU CAN SCHEDULE A TIME TO LOSE A GAME AGAINST US BY POSTING HERE OR EMAILING ME
AND WE PLAY ALL SIZES OF TEAM GAMES


BOOYEAH
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Reply #26 from Sins Forums Top
I played against [wang] one time.

I said: "I don't understand how I lost. My fleet was bigger."

[wang] said: "you played worse."

I was a little irriated.

Join [magog]. They are better players and "[they] are nice guys".
Reply #27 from Sins Forums Top
it's not very nice to make you think you're a better player than you actually are

furthermore, in fact i would go so far as to say that only enemies let you think you're a good player when you are actually a bad player, so they have an easier time fighting you



in conclusion,
~*fartz*~
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Reply #28 from Sins Forums Top
okay sorry about that, i was just having a lil joke lol

i dunno what you did wrong because according to the officer's primer handbook which i am reading right now it says:

Superiority of numbers admittedly is the most important factor in the outcome of an engagement... It thus follows that as many troops as possible should be brought into the engagement at the decisive point... This is the first principle of strategy.
-[b]Clausewitz, On War[b]


so i guess you did not have superiority of numbers?? perhaps excel can help with this

-WANG[Whit]eCop
Reply #29 from Sins Forums Top
see, these guys are total douchebags. (see above)

"perhaps excel can help with that"

"in conclusion,
fartz"

...

in conclusion,
join magog
Reply #30 from Sins Forums Top
"perhaps excel can help with that" :-P

They do not only win games.. they are also really fun to read. Must be some nice guys!

So nobody won against them so far? Come on people!

Maybe reading "Sun-tzu or Sunzi Art of War" may help :-)
Reply #31 from Sins Forums Top
see, these guys are total douchebags. (see above)"perhaps excel can help with that""in conclusion, fartz"...in conclusion, join magog


perhaps you should brush up on your military history???


says:
... When capable, feign incapacity, when active, inactivity. When near, make it appear that you are far away, when far away, that you are near. Offer the enemy a bait to lure him, feign disorder and strike him.


-[WANG]WhiteCop
Reply #32 from Sins Forums Top
[WANG] are really good players. They just are not nice guys. I hope people see the irony.
Reply #33 from Sins Forums Top
Well, George Bush does a great job of "feigning" incapacity.
Reply #34 from Sins Forums Top
Allright whatever. Just let me see the replays... douches.

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill. -- Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Reply #35 from Sins Forums Top
to be quite honest if i were a player who was not as good as [WANG] i probably would not join magog because they are pretty poor losers who quit at the first sign of danger or loss which is pretty bad those aoh guys were really good sports and they fought it down to the bitter end which is pretty admirable

though if you can't get into aoh might i suggest ge because they seem to accept anybody with a pulse from the look of their roster
Reply #36 from Sins Forums Top
seriously cscoles

stop trying to be a forum warrior and make yourself a real warrior before you try to step up to the WANG

i mean even if you just want to be a forum warrior, you should know that reading is one of the fundamental weapons in the armory of a forum warrior

and if you could read you would know that we are nice guys, it says so right on the badge, sheesh

Reply #37 from Sins Forums Top
I would be a real warrior, except that chem mid terms have me studying, and this is the only distraction that I can bear.

Damn you acid-base equilibria. Who cares about the partial disassociation of slightly soluble ionic compounds? *shakes fist*
Reply #38 from Sins Forums Top
I'd like to say that i was unreasonably hostile and would like to apologize to Whitecop for any malicious injuries i may have caused. Black Cop noticed the situation and had to help in restraining with severe Rodney King like thrashing. Marks were left on both sides, but as in real life you can't escape from the law. GG.

Xeroes
Reply #40 from Sins Forums Top
So no one has bete these assholes?



But if neither time nor place be known, then the left wing will be impotent to succor the right, the right equally impotent to succor the left, the van unable to relieve the rear, or the rear to support the van. How much more so if the furthest portions of the army are anything under a hundred LI apart, and even the nearest are separated by several LI!

Though according to my estimate the soldiers of Yueh exceed our own in number, that shall advantage them nothing in the matter of victory. I say then that victory can be achieved.

Though the enemy be stronger in numbers, we may prevent him from fighting. Scheme so as to discover his plans and the likelihood of their success.

Reply #41 from Sins Forums Top
*bows before [WANG]*
I shall accept a challange on a 1o1 (one o one). First i need to prepare myself as the lack of training, one cannot be a warrior.

I shall mail you once my training is complete.

Now the general who wins a battle makes many
calculations in his temple ere the battle is fought.
The general who loses a battle makes but few
calculations beforehand. Thus do many calculations
lead to victory, and few calculations to defeat:
how much more no calculation at all! It is by attention
to this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.

Sun Tzu on the Art of War


---

Hehe nice to see some humor around these boards, as there are have been some negative comments around here for some time..

Keep it up i say, looking forward to further reading :D
Reply #43 from Sins Forums Top
*bows before [WANG]*I shall accept a challange on a 1o1 (one o one). First i need to prepare myself as the lack of training, one cannot be a warrior.I shall mail you once my training is complete.Now the general who wins a battle makes manycalculations in his temple ere the battle is fought. The general who loses a battle makes but fewcalculations beforehand. Thus do many calculationslead to victory, and few calculations to defeat: how much more no calculation at all! It is by attentionto this point that I can foresee who is likely to win or lose.Sun Tzu on the Art of War---Hehe nice to see some humor around these boards, as there are have been some negative comments around here for some time..Keep it up i say, looking forward to further reading


ooh ohhoo now you done it you upset the GREAT MULTIANNA if you can beat him [notttt]
then you are worthy to join RaY clan.

multi let us know how it turns out
Reply #45 from Sins Forums Top
MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING
I played against [wang] one time. I said: "I don't understand how I lost. My fleet was bigger."[wang] said: "you played worse."I was a little irriated.Join [magog]. They are better players and "[they] are nice guys".


MUCH LIKE YOUR POSTING
Reply #46 from Sins Forums Top
no we just dont want to play against jerks, nice guys?????my a-hole


tbqh we're really not concerned that someone who can't beat a 3v3 in 11 hours doesn't want to play us
Reply #47 from Sins Forums Top
no we just dont want to play against jerks, nice guys?????my a-holetbqh we're really not concerned that someone who can't beat a 3v3 in 11 hours doesn't want to play us


the radio operator girl at the station can do one in 7 hours and i think she's autistic
Reply #49 from Sins Forums Top
I challenge anyone of you real nice guys anytime. If you are military for real you're definitely not nice girls. So pm me with you time of choice. I'd be happy to learn or teach if need be hehe. :)
Reply #50 from Sins Forums Top
Moreover I hate to say it but i want to be perfectly clear, if [WANG] doesn't get more organized we won't be taken seriously by the important members of the internet spaceships community and then where will we be???