Would you get naked on a nudist beach?

Silly question, I know.....discussion between hubby & me!

from JoeUser Forums

I got home a bit late last night.  I took the afternoon off to do some errands, namely get the registrations to our cars renewed since it's hubby's birthday, that time is back!  There I was sitting in the DMV chatting with some guy when my hubby walked in!  Nothing of it, but I was surprised to see him, he came to keep me company after he left work. 

He's turning 51 this weekend, and I must say he is looking pretty darn good for his age! Anyway, he left to go home for the kids and I stayed on then went on some more errands.

 

I finally got home, all tired out but glad to be home!  I helped myself to a little dinner, thank heavens he likes to cook and sat in front of the television. 

He yells from the bedroom, "...turn to channel 56, you're missing something good!"   I switch channels, people on the beach, South Beach in fact, hot bods, some not so hot, then topless women and men lying on the beach.....I told him that it was interesting but I really wanted to watch my program. 

After a few minutes he came and sat beside me on the coach, I was still pecking at my food.  My program went to commercial so I switched channels to the Travel channel he was watching!  He goes, "you know, I would go to a nudist beach...." I looked at him and grinned, "really" I said....he goes, "oh yes, I've done that before many years ago, back home, I would end up there with my friends..." Me..."really, you never told me that".....him..."sure I did, what, you wouldn't do it?"  Me looking at him with mouth full..."nope...no way..." Him..."really, why not?.....Me..."well, not with my body....are you kidding me...everybody would be looking at me, I would have to have plastic surgery first or probably lose 20 pounds first"....Him..."you kidding right, what's wrong with your body?....you're not serious!"  Me...."I haven't exactly stayed lean as you know....not like you who still look good..."  Him..."you can't be serious....plus who would care anyway, you're on a nudist beach.....it wouldn't matter...." Me.."of course they would, people would be checking each other out, for sure, I know I would!".....We laughed at that!  Then he goes " seriously, you wouldn't do it?  I would!  Me..." seriously....Ok, then I would as long as you're there but I would be lying down the whole time!"  LOL!

 

Now let me tell you, I've never realised that he was so....uninhibited, well I know he is, but nakkid in front of other people?!  My hubby is a fun person, he's no prude and we can have the raunchiest of conversation sometimes, all in good fun!  But I was surprised to hear him say that, and I was even more surprised he was so unflappable about it!

Even more, I realise how lucky I am, he loves my body, warts and all, even after all these years of being together!  That gave me an especially warm glow!

 

Have any of you ever been to a nudist beach and if so, did you take your clothes off, all of it?  And would you go to a nudist beach? 

 

I told him we could arrange that, going to a nude beach, but the kids would have to have a sitter, that would be a weekend plan and I might have to wear dental floss so that I don't feel so self conscious! LOL!

Me on a nude beach....he's more confident than I am,,,,,Yeah....I don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon!

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Most "regular" beaches are topless for both sexes.


I knew there was something I forgot when I "Godzilla"ed out of the ocean the other day . . .

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP.

File under "H" (for hott) for future reference. ;)
Reply #2 from Stardock Forums Top

trying to look like they're not gawkin

 

I resemble that remark!;)

 

 

When in Rome..

 

Exactly what he's telling me!lol

 

 

 

Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top

I think I would be too self-conscious.  We actually have a nudist colony in my county and they have a 5k - the bare buns run, clothing optional.  I always tease that I'm going to enter some year.  I guess we all have the same bits and pieces when it comes down to it though. 

Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I would be too self-conscious


Me too. And I'm scared it might ~ahem~ show too. But...at least I'd have a place to hang my towel.  :NOTSURE: 
Reply #5 from Stardock Forums Top

Sure!!  that way I'd have the beach all to myself!  LOL

Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top

When questions like this come up, it always takes me back to the time I streaked.  Yes... ParaTed2k, Mormon Elder and opinionated blogger has run, buck nekkid through one of the hollows not far from where I grew up.

The thing is, I doubt I would have gone to a nude beach even back then.  Not because of any moral or religious reasons (sadly, back then morality and my religion didn't seem to get in the way of many of my decisions).  The biggest reason I wouldn't have done it is nature.  I would be deathly afraid that, being a teenage boy, nature would take over at the beauties I saw around me... arousing sure embarrasment and self consciousness from which I may never have recovered.  ;~D

Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top

 

TAKE OFF YOUR TOP. File under "H" (for hott) for future reference

SIZZZILING~!  LOL!  Hey Braeden, you're probably in the right place to do some of that nekkid beach stuff, the Europeans like to do it don't they?!

 

But...at least I'd have a place to hang my towel

Oh boy Roy, you would be on the front page!LOL!

 

I think I would be too self-conscious

That's what I'm feeling too.  It's not that I don't like my body, (even though I'm trying to get fit and leaner) I do like my body.  But I just would be too self concious!

 

Sure!! that way I'd have the beach all to myself!

LOL! Trudy, we would both scare them all away!

 

Not because of any moral or religious reasons (sadly, back then morality and my religion didn't seem to get in the way of many of my decisions). The biggest reason I wouldn't have done it is nature.

I agree Ted, not because of moral or religious reasons for me either.   But yes, I agree with you about that nature part, it's only natural isn't it!

 

When questions like this come up, it always takes me back to the time I streaked. Yes... ParaTed2k, Mormon Elder and opinionated blogger has run, buck nekkid through one of the hollows not far from where I grew up.

Oh boy Ted!   :HOT:

Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I think I would be too self-conscious


Me too. And I'm scared it might ~ahem~ show too. But...at least I'd have a place to hang my towel.

I'm kinda like Roy I think I might be scared stiff.  :LOL: 
Reply #9 from Stardock Forums Top

I'm kinda like Roy I think I might be scared stiff.

You're a nut!:LOL:

Reply #10 from Stardock Forums Top

If everyone else did then I probably would too. 

My wife regularly sun bathes topless.  In Australia, it is fairly common so nobody gives the girls a second glance (except for teenage boys or perverts).

Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top

Nah, my hubby would never go for it.  :P

Reply #12 from Stardock Forums Top

Nah, my hubby would never go for it.

LOL!  It wouldn't be what most men want to do! Not like mine who seemingly has no fear of over exposure!LOL!

 

My wife regularly sun bathes topless. In Australia, it is fairly common so nobody gives the girls a second glance (except for teenage boys or perverts).

 

Wow!  Brave woman!  If no one makes a big deal of it, it's good and it's the norm, even better!

 

 

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top
(except for teenage boys or perverts).


...or visiting horny tourist from hung-up backwards places like Bible-belt Texas.

Oooh, did I say that out loud?  :p  
Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

or visiting horny tourist from hung-up backwards places like Bible-belt Texas. Oooh, did I say that out loud?

:LOL:  Great song too...

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've always liked topless, just never been able to afford it. No wait, this is not about convertible cars is it? LOL

I've been to a nudist beach in Miami. It was actually an accidental visit. See, we knew there was a nude beach in the area, it happens to be in the same area as the regular beach. One time we decided to go to the beach except this time we wanted to check out a area a little further North of the usual location we go to. What we failed to realize at first was that the part of the beach we were at was actually dead center between the regular beach and the nudist beach. We went on, found a nice spot, placed our beach towels on the sand and laid back to relax. Suddenly something caught my eye, I looked to the side of me only to realize the lady just a few feet from us was topless. I turn over to my wife and say "babe, the women next to us is topless". She looked over and her jaw dropped. Then we noticed a woman walking along the water with a lifeguard while she was topless as well, of course in her case it was obvious why she was topless. I too would have tried to keep peoples eyes away from that ugly face.

We eventually decided to move a bit further South to the regular side of the beach, but of course we couldn't leave without getting one more unwanted free view of this part of the beach; an elderly couple sitting just next to the entrance to the beach, old lady topless with a big grin on her face and her husband looking like a beached whale laying down next to her. God, those nightmares may start again for remember that elderly woman topless.

Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nah, nobody would wanna see that. :LOL:
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top
...or visiting horny tourist from hung-up backwards places like Bible-belt Texas.

Oooh, did I say that out loud?


Uh uh!LOL!


I've always liked topless, just never been able to afford it. No wait, this is not about convertible cars is it? LOL


Nope! Sounds good though!- the convertible that is...LOL!



God, those nightmares may start again for remember that elderly woman topless.


Nah, nobody would wanna see that


OMG!!!! That's a visual too difficult to forget !lol!


Roy your link couldn't open for me.


Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've been to one. They're not very sexually exciting. Very partially clothed women are much more alluring.

The worst thing about the whole experience is the sunburn.
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Very partially clothed women are much more alluring.


I have to agree, leaves something to the imagination as oppose to getting everything right off the back. Seeing a woman naked from the start is kinda like finding out how the movie ends before you start watching it.
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
The worst thing about the whole experience is the sunburn.


Ouch! I saw a woman once, talk about lobster...she was going to be hurting for days!


Seeing a woman naked from the start is kinda like finding out how the movie ends before you start watching it.


Or the book before reading! :d  [I used to do that!] :p 
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
I like a challenge, I like the thrill of wondering whats behind it all, I like the suspense. With the up most respect to all women, given the choice between a cute stripper and a cute girl whom I "might" get a chance to see naked I'll take the cute girl.