Finish The Sentence.

The rules:

I'll start a sentence with a word (one word only) and the next poster will finish the sentence.  Then, on a new line, that poster will start a new sentence with one word (one word only please).  The finished sentence can be as long as it needs to be in order to complete the sentence, however, make sure it's only one sentence.  Here we go.

 

Chivalry...

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Reply #1 Top
Chivalry... is not dead, it just smells funny.



Baseball ...
Reply #2 Top
has been berry berry good to me.

Nascar...
Reply #3 Top
Nascar in HD and suuround!

Sunshine....
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Sunshine always makes me smile.

Pizza....
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Looks like barf but tastes good.

Honey

Reply #6 Top
Pizza with anchovies gives me gas.


Bucket...
Reply #7 Top
Honey, hand me that bucket :LOL:

Pork
Reply #8 Top
Pork chops are great for dinner.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. :p
Reply #9 Top
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


sounds quite precosious.

Monkey
Reply #10 Top
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious isn't as fun to listen to as Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication.


Tater
Reply #11 Top
Monkey with me, and I'll go ape on ya.


Spire
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spire is always the first thing you see.



Parking

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Parking my ass in this chair reading these forums because I have nothing better to do. ;)


Dilapidated
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Your ass is dilapidated from sitting in your chair reading these forums...

Disgruntled
Reply #15 Top
Disgrunled.. how you feel after getting a dilapidated butt.


Confuzzled
Reply #16 Top
Your ass is dilapidated from sitting in your chair reading these forums...


You have to start the sentence with the word Jack. Don't let it happen again.  :LOL: 
Reply #17 Top
Confuzzled


Confuzzled is the feeling I get after listening to Fuzzy's logical explanations.

Vegetables
Reply #18 Top
Your ass is dilapidated from sitting in your chair reading these forums...


 :LOL: 
Reply #19 Top
Vegetables make me puke.

Stinky
Reply #20 Top
"Stinky" is what he thought while looking down at the puked up vegetables.


Schadenfreude  ;) 
Reply #21 Top
Schadenfreude has no direct English equivalent.  ;) 

Island
Reply #22 Top
Island paradises are great places to sit with a baseball playing monkey, and eat pizza with pork, vegetables, taters, and honey from a bucket while watching nascar and trying not to think about how disgruntled and confuzzled you felt back home working in the spire of a dilapidated old parking garage hidden away from the sunshine.  ;) 


(okay so there were a couple i couldnt work in)
Reply #24 Top
 :LOL:  woops.


Sift
Reply #25 Top
Asifthat was the only answer to the question. :LOL: :LOL:


repugnant